Do you know your neighbors?

[Sir Galahad]

I live in a predominantly Black neighborhood. All my neighbors are friendly with each other.

 

[TestosterOWN]

My new neighbors are these two 40 year old ugly pigs. They moved in probably 5 months ago. I've lived at my place for years. Never had any issues or complaints. Now recently I get complaints about my two dogs barking and Them not being registered and shit. Fuck those two kunts.

In the process of buying first home. Ima take a dump on their doorstep when I leave.

 

[trolololol]

About 5 years ago I screamed at my neighbours dog to shut the fuck up and they quickly came outside to take it in. I haven't heard a peep from that damn dog since.

That's the only interaction I've ever had with my neighbors.

 

[PG29 red0 Jr]

Congrats on the new and first home purchase. I just got my first one too

I just went from debt free, with $1,000 a month rent to massive debt, and a $2,500 a month mortgage. I thought the mortgage was $2,000 a month until today too.

WooooF, talk about buyers remorse.

As of Monday my commute to work will be 15 minutes vs 70 minutes though.

 

[HomeRun916]

I know the family to my left. I don't even acknowledge the two families to my right.

The other side of the street are not my neighbors.

 

[Pwent]

I just went from debt free, with $1,000 a month rent to massive debt, and a $2,500 a month mortgage. I thought the mortgage was $2,000 a month until today too.

WooooF, talk about buyers remorse.

As of Monday my commute to work will be 15 minutes vs 70 minutes though.

I wish it was that cheap here, the rent on my townhouse was about 2700 and my mortgage payment is about 4,000

My house is cheap for my area too, definitely the cheapest house within a few blocks of mine. Orange County is stupid expensive but I want to be close to family and I live about 2 miles from my office now

There are about 800,000-1m people who have jobs here in OC but can't afford the stupid expensive living costs so they commute over an hour from the inland empire, I'm glad to not do the commute (sounds like you appreciate a shorter commute too)

 

[Ty Flipside]

All my neighbours are noisy cunts.

There's affordable housing nearby whereby the majority live off government handouts and seem to be in competition to see who can populate the planet the fastest. Their offspring often roam the streets screaming their bastarding little heads off until bastard o'clock at night.

It's not a rough area but I'm saving to buy a house elsewhere so will have to put up with it for the time being.

 

[Pwent]

About 5 years ago I screamed at my neighbours dog to shut the fuck up and they quickly came outside to take it in. I haven't heard a peep from that damn dog since.

That's the only interaction I've ever had with my neighbors.

glad you established who the alpha in your neighborhood is

 

[Phlog]

I am a member of a upper middle class professional couple (well, one of us is) living in a working class neighborhood. Doing my bit for society by raising the tone in a mostly rental area.

My immediate next door neighbour is brilliant, a 73yr old dude named Roy. Very proper old school, totally polite and well dressed. Every other neighbour in the street is a scum sucking, bottom feeding algae eater and I can barely wash off the poor stink every night. When they talk to me it gives me the shudders.

I'm moving house within the year and the main stipulation is to be the poorest on the street rather than the most well off.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

No and I don't want to. I just want people to be quiet, stop sitting in their cars blasting hip-hop, and leave me the fuck alone. #getoffmylawn #damnkids

 

[Pwent]

I am a member of a upper middle class professional couple (well, one of us is) living in a working class neighborhood. Doing my bit for society by raising the tone in a mostly rental area.

My immediate next door neighbour is brilliant, a 73yr old dude named Roy. Very proper old school, totally polite and well dressed. Every other neighbour in the street is a scum sucking, bottom feeding algae eater and I can barely wash off the poor stink every night. When they talk to me it gives me the shudders.

I'm moving house within the year and the main stipulation is to be the poorest on the street rather than the most well off.

Reading this, Im imagining you and Roy to be like Gran Torino

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU SCUM SUCKING ALGAE GOVERNMENT LEECHES

 

[ShinkanPo]

Actually knowing your neighbors and trying to get to know who is new in town is a really good idea knowing who your good neighbors are that is.

In times of emergency they will be the first to help you just like when our house almost burned down because of electrical fire good thing a neighbor who happens to be an electrician has tools and knows how to cut the right wires.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Lol fav gif of all time

 

[MaureenCretis]

The families either side of us are fantastic neighbours. Our closest friends in the area and we couldn't be more lucky to have them.

The care-in-the-community types that live opposite? Not so much. They mostly keep to themselves, when they aren't randomly attacking people.

 

[HHJ]

One of em def seems like a pimp/drug dealer of some kind. But he's aite.

 

[MaureenCretis]

That said, I've lived here 8 years and I still barely know anyone else's names, beyond our direct neighbours. There's "Audi man" (nice chap who spends lots of time cleaning his motor), "Binnie" (slightly miserable git who once told me that "we need to talk about the bins"), "Smugs" (smug family with lots of money), "new Smugs" (take a guess), "Davina McCall" (woman who looks like a bird off the telly) etc.

 

[AgentSmecker]

My new neighbors are these two 40 year old ugly pigs. They moved in probably 5 months ago. I've lived at my place for years. Never had any issues or complaints. Now recently I get complaints about my two dogs barking and Them not being registered and shit. Fuck those two kunts.

In the process of buying first home. Ima take a dump on their doorstep when I leave.

I've got a few real fucking asshole neighbours. Hoping to move to a new place before winter this year and Ima brew up a real special dump for those cuntbags to remember me by when I'm gone.

 

[Pwent]

Actually knowing your neighbors and trying to get to know who is new in town is a really good idea knowing who your good neighbors are that is.

In times of emergency they will be the first to help you just like when our house almost burned down because of electrical fire good thing a neighbor who happens to be an electrician has tools and knows how to cut the right wires.

I think what makes me feel the most safe is that old polish lady because she's super racist and stays home all day so anytime a """suspicious""" person (anyone who isn't a clean cut white person) parks on our street or walks through she watches them very closely and if they act even more """suspicious""" (like glance at a house) she will write down their license plate etc

I had a Mexican gardener give me an estimate and he was checking out the front lawn before I got there so she took like 10 pictures of him with her iPad, thinking he's "casing the house"

I would hate her if she wasn't like a free security system that doesn't work on tattoo-free white people

 

[*Z*]

I know my neighbors and have known my neighbors everywhere I have lived. Seems normal to me to know the people living next to you.

 

[TestosterOWN]

I've got a few real fucking asshole neighbours. Hoping to move to a new place before winter this year and Ima brew up a real special dump for those cuntbags to remember me by when I'm gone.

hell yea. I'ma hit up taco bell and get real weird with it.