Do you have special abilities?

I can move my ears. And when I was able to drink, I was always able to drink everyone under the table, including much larger people. I did it likenit was nothing. And i’m not a big guy. I just have a weird tolerance for drugs. The dentist always has to shoot me up with novocaine two or three times. When I dislocated my shoulder, I didn’t even feel the morphine the hospital gave me which apparently was the highest dose they were allowed. When I recently had surgery, I was super hyped because they were going to shoot me up with fentanyl and I had read about how powerful that was. I didn’t even feel it.
 
I can fondle the breasts of adult females with my bare hands.
 
Jack Reacheround said:
I can move my ears. And when I was able to drink, I was always able to drink everyone under the table, including much larger people. I did it likenit was nothing. And i’m not a big guy. I just have a weird tolerance for drugs. The dentist always has to shoot me up with novocaine two or three times. When I dislocated my shoulder, I didn’t even feel the morphine the hospital gave me which apparently was the highest dose they were allowed. When I recently had surgery, I was super hyped because they were going to shoot me up with fentanyl and I had read about how powerful that was. I didn’t even feel it.
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I can my move my ears Also. And I have a high tolerance to novacaine but a low tolerance to opioids. I am looney from one shot of morphine. Dilaudid? It knocked me unconscious and when I came to I rambled about eagles for an hour. That’s why I could never be a druggie.

Other super powers I have:
Incredible numerical memory
Top .1% girth
Iron chin
 
Yes, I have a few special abilities:

- I like beautiful women, but they never like me.
- When I invest in something, it always goes down.
- Poverty (see above).

These powers never fail me.
 
fordman7795 said:
I can my move my ears Also. And I have a high tolerance to novacaine but a low tolerance to opioids. I am looney from one shot of morphine. Dilaudid? It knocked me unconscious and when I came to I rambled about eagles for an hour. That’s why I could never be a druggie.

Other super powers I have:
Incredible numerical memory
Top .1% girth
Iron chin
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Can you bench the 275?
 
i can predict precisely when friends and family are going to bring me food.

I seriously abstain from meals when i get this sixth sense and my predictions have never failed.

Outside of that I am pretty useless.
 
Im able to turn perfectly straight woman into full blown lesbians after they’ve been in a relationship with me
 
I post in shit threads from time to time
 
I wouldn't call it a special ability, but I can feel microwaves when they operate. I have to leave the room when they're in use, as it's an unpleasant sensation.

If I concentrate I can charge up my hands and use them to make my stomach gurgle or create a tingling sensation in my head/forehead and even slightly above my head (I can feel the energy interacting over my head if I aim it there). If I do this and close my eyes, and pass my hand over a magnet, I can sometimes sense its field - it feels like a bubble of energy around it.

Pretty sure there's nothing particularly special about it, and anyone is capable.

cooks1 said:
I do have a few abilities that appear to be hereditary in my family. I have had them since I was very young. The last person in our family to have these abilities was my great grandfather, who I am named after. But there are stories going back 12-13 generations of people in our family being able to do them.

It's inexplicable, but I am able to remove burn pain from a person simply by gently rubbing my hand over the afflicted area. I mean legitimately remove the pain. While I have never tried the charred flesh variety of serious burns for sanitary reasons, if someone scalds themselves really bad, or burns themselves on an oven, stove, car engine, etc, I only need about 5 minutes. Give me 15-20, and the pain will not come back. The bottom of my hands will be extremely hot to the touch for some time afterwards, but it is not painful to me.

I am also able to drastically reduce or eliminate migraine pain in a similar fashion. Though I am only about 80% effective. I guess there are various reasons behind headaches. No-it does not work on hangovers, sadly. Drink some water.

I have relieved people of excruciating pain many, many times. It was not a secret in my neighborhood when I was a kid, and I was and still am periodically sent around to friends houses. Even met a few girls this way back in the day.

There is a friend in the neighborhood who gets wracked with migraine pain about once every month or so (no- not menstrual). She just calls up the wife and tells her to send me over.

I do not know if this is related or not, but dogs, cats, infants and toddlers also have a preternatural affinity for me. If I go into someones house, within a minute of sitting down, if there is a pet in that house, it is either on my lap or trying their damned hardest to get there. Little ones run to me like I am made of sugar and Red Dye 40. This is frequently very annoying.

Don't know what to make of it. My wife's more 'out there' hippie friends say I have a very 'centering' aura whatever the fuck that means. I don't meditate at all, and I am personally outgoing- at times bordering on boisterous, and laugh a fucking lot.

Truly bizarre.
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Lay on hands is a pretty sweet talent.

Ever read about Reiki? It's the Japanese method of handle healing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reiki
 
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I break many electrical objects just by using them. Things that don't break usually. Electrical object either malfunction with me or break. Way more often than with other people.

I have an above sense of smell.

But no overall I don't have any talent :-(
 
I’m pretty much unbreakable. I’ve never been hurt and even got into some accidents where everybody else got hurt but I didn’t.

However water is my weakness. If I even take a shower i might drown and die.
 
BearGrounds said:
I wouldn't call it a special ability, but I can feel microwaves when they operate. I have to leave the room when they're in use, as it's an unpleasant sensation.

If I concentrate I can charge up my hands and use them to make my stomach gurgle or create a tingling sensation in my head/forehead and even slightly above my head (I can feel the energy interacting over my head if I aim it there). If I do this and close my eyes, and pass my hand over a magnet, I can sometimes sense its field - it feels like a bubble of energy around it.

Pretty sure there's nothing particularly special about it, and anyone is capable.



Lay on hands is a pretty sweet talent.

Ever read about Reiki? It's the Japanese method of handle healing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reiki
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KBE6EKCTAH_CCP said:
I break many electrical objects just by using them. Things that don't break usually. Electrical object either malfunction with me or break. Way more often than with other people.

I have an above sense of smell.

But no overall I don't have any talent :-(
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Do you guys have the ability to sense a person is home at a time when they are not normally at home? Like walking into your home, and you can feel their presence?

It's like sensing the TV is on, when it isn't.
 
Jake the Muss said:
Do you guys have the ability to sense a person is home at a time when they are not normally at home? Like walking into your home, and you can feel their presence?

It's like sensing the TV is on, when it isn't.
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No, what from my post makes you believe that I can do that?

Often I can smell when a person is there, but that's a different matter.
 
You call yourself an arm wrestler and you’ve never seen Over The
Top? Next you’ll be telling me you don’t drive a big rig and never turn your cap back to front before a match...
 
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