Do you have special abilities?

headkicktoleg said:
I can also play the guitar and don't need nail clippers to keep my nail trim.
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Amazing.

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i am a great listener, even when i'm not listening

i also have a great pornographic memory
 
mooshy said:
I'd cool it with the arm wrestling man. Apparently snapping a bone is pretty common. Unless you've just watched Over the Top and just can't help yourself.
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Yeah it isn't the smartest test of strength, i've seen some horror videos especially if you use the wrong technique.

If I was to get bad wrist control and go into an over the thumb position i'd let my opponent win, that is where the breaks happen, luckily that has never happened.

Ironically I have never watched Over The Top lol
 
Both my thumbs are double-jointed (next-level evolved opposable thumb master race checking in) and I have the ability to shutoff my self-awareness at will
 
I can twist my hands around 360 degrees and my feet 180.
 
headkicktoleg said:
I can also play the guitar and don't need nail clippers to keep my nail trim.
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i might keep that toenail thing a secret.
if big toenail clipper hears about that they may try and take you out just to insure nothing gets in the way of their fortune
 
I have the ability to stop peeing mid stream
 
My dick is “magic” so I’ve been told by the girls
 
JaegerIT said:
yeah no, im not the leader type, as i said this shit happens sometimes for some reason
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Check that Optimus didn't stuff the Matrix of Leadership in your backpack when you weren't looking.
 
Hidden_Hand said:
I was Chess champion at my high school and almost unbeatable there, I can count on one hand the number of games I have lost, I just took to it naturally.

I remember when I started College, I brought it up and the Maths professor there arrogantly challenged me and you could see he thought he would end me with ease and I destroyed him twice infront of the whole class, he was in shock both times and shook my hand.

He eventually beat me toward the end of the study year and afterwards said I was the best he had ever faced and he was smiling like a Cheshire cat that he had actually beaten me, he said he had been training alot for it on simulators, ironically that was the last game I ever played.

I have only ever lost 4 games and played well over 150-200 but never enter any major tournaments or anything so I never 'truly' tested myself.

I am also extremely good at arm wrestling, I weigh about 175lbs and I am 6ft tall and have beaten people well into 200-230lbs much to their amazement, I have only ever lost one legitimate arm wrestle and probably competed in about 100 in my life all against mostly much bigger people. But again I have never sought to find competition or enter any teams so I have never tested myself against guys who could beat me.

Funny story though, my brother will seek big guys out in clubs and challenge them on my behalf knowing what will happen, some of these guys are the shaved chest, slicked back show off guys who do not like losing and their reactions are gold when I beat them as is my brothers lol

I have actually lost 4 arm wrestles but 3 of them were when I was very drunk and not in a state of mind to do it so pointless counting them but 1 was legit and his arm was like iron.
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I do have a few abilities that appear to be hereditary in my family. I have had them since I was very young. The last person in our family to have these abilities was my great grandfather, who I am named after. But there are stories going back 12-13 generations of people in our family being able to do them.

It's inexplicable, but I am able to remove burn pain from a person simply by gently rubbing my hand over the afflicted area. I mean legitimately remove the pain. While I have never tried the charred flesh variety of serious burns for sanitary reasons, if someone scalds themselves really bad, or burns themselves on an oven, stove, car engine, etc, I only need about 5 minutes. Give me 15-20, and the pain will not come back. The bottom of my hands will be extremely hot to the touch for some time afterwards, but it is not painful to me.

I am also able to drastically reduce or eliminate migraine pain in a similar fashion. Though I am only about 80% effective. I guess there are various reasons behind headaches. No-it does not work on hangovers, sadly. Drink some water.

I have relieved people of excruciating pain many, many times. It was not a secret in my neighborhood when I was a kid, and I was and still am periodically sent around to friends houses. Even met a few girls this way back in the day.

There is a friend in the neighborhood who gets wracked with migraine pain about once every month or so (no- not menstrual). She just calls up the wife and tells her to send me over.

I do not know if this is related or not, but dogs, cats, infants and toddlers also have a preternatural affinity for me. If I go into someones house, within a minute of sitting down, if there is a pet in that house, it is either on my lap or trying their damned hardest to get there. Little ones run to me like I am made of sugar and Red Dye 40. This is frequently very annoying.

Don't know what to make of it. My wife's more 'out there' hippie friends say I have a very 'centering' aura whatever the fuck that means. I don't meditate at all, and I am personally outgoing- at times bordering on boisterous, and laugh a fucking lot.

Truly bizarre.
 
I am really good at sneaking up on people. I think it is my shoes. I always where the shoes with the Nike Air, Adidas Cloud Foam or some kind of cushioning system.

I dont make a soundwave when I move.
 
I can recite every line from Aliens.
Bay twelve please.
 
In a world where the average man is 5'10 or taller...I dare to be 5'5...that's pretty special right?

cooks1 said:
I do not know if this is related or not, but dogs, cats, infants and toddlers also have a preternatural affinity for me. If I go into someones house, within a minute of sitting down, if there is a pet in that house, it is either on my lap or trying their damned hardest to get there. Little ones run to me like I am made of sugar and Red Dye 40. This is frequently very annoying.

Don't know what to make of it. My wife's more 'out there' hippie friends say I have a very 'centering' aura whatever the fuck that means. I don't meditate at all, and I am personally outgoing- at times bordering on boisterous, and laugh a fucking lot.

Truly bizarre.
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One of my exes was like that. She didn't really think anything of it until I pointed it out to her. My dog, first time meeting her, would ignore straight up ignore me and go straight to her. She (my dog) would always try to sit next to her and lean on my girlfriend. Once we walked by this dog at a produce market around my house I've been walking by everyday for the past few years, and that dog always just ignored people and did his thing. He'd just chill and if you pet him, he wouldn't really respond or would try to move slightly out of the way like he was annoyed. But when he saw my girlfriend, he'd start wagging his tail and jump up and down. I never seen that dog do that. Same thing would happen with cats where they would want to sit on her lap but they'd hiss at me if I tried to pick them up. I swear she has some kind of special aura that animals can pick up on.
 
I have a world class singing voice. I have an agent for this in Germany which is where I'm based much of the time. I had no idea that I possessed such a voice until my 30's.
 
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