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Should have called her walrus cunt. Everyone would wonder exactly what it meant, but would also get the general idea that there is something wrong with her pussy.A girlfriend used to call me cow eyes, because I have big, brown eyes. In public.
She couldn't understand why I didn't like it.
So I started calling her horse thighs.