Dizzy MMA, You heard it here first.

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Introducing my new MMA concept, Each fighter must be span around on the spot for 1 minute straight before the fight starts and again during each minute break after every round to ensure both fighters are dizzy as fuck before they proceed to fighting. This would be entertaining as fuck to watch, Don't tell me you would not watch.
 
Introducing my new MMA concept, Each fighter must be span around on the spot for 1 minute straight before the fight starts and again during each minute break after every round to ensure both fighters are dizzy as fuck before they proceed to fighting. This would be entertaining as fuck to watch, Don't tell me you would not watch.
Already been done on Jackass.
 
I'm sorry I don't want to watch, the fighters would recover after a couple minutes and there is too many ways to cheat.
 
Can't they just put on blindfolds
 
Sure.

I find pissing to be boring as fuck, so I spin around for a minute before going to the toilet, and sometimes I'm able to sit down properly, sometimes I'm not.

Makes it more entertaining, imo.
 
I say they just sear out their eye before fighting. Then maybe they could throw a dice to decide who gets what amputation before the fight..them they get rigged with explosive neck collars. Then they wrsetle in a lot of oil neked..
 
Yep, this thread was worth you creating, and me clicking.
 
Sure.

I find pissing to be boring as fuck, so I spin around for a minute before going to the toilet, and sometimes I'm able to sit down properly, sometimes I'm not.

Makes it more entertaining, imo.
This is always better when you scream for your wife to look at what you're doing in the toilet
 
Throw two handguns into the cage but only put bullets in one.
 
New concept for you, re-reading your stuff before you post it. "span around??" Fail.
 
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