Social Did Kristi Noem ruin her political future?

[Pliny Pete]

one of my pals had a rottweiler named cujo.

we used to get him drunk off beer and whiskey and he would chase the cat around and torment it and then spend the next day laying around all hungover and shit.

that dog sure did like his whiskey.

Stop lying for attention, no dog is gonna drink whiskey that burns the fuck outta their mouth

 

[emefer]

the funniest version of the Kim story is that she really does think that she stared down Kim Jong-un but it was just a random Asian guy who had no idea who she was

?

 

[emefer]

Stop lying for attention, no dog is gonna drink whiskey that burns the fuck outta their mouth

The dog butt chugged the whiskey

 

[idrankyourbeer]

How It Started: "I am here to make 100 posts about how terrible Neom is for abusing a dog".

How It Is Going: <unprompted> "Let me share a bunch of unrelated animal abuse stories that I was involved with and found super funny. Also - please let me share some racist stuff about Chinese people. If anyone points this out I will start yelling about shopping carts and Obama drone attacks"

Dude definitely thinks he is still #Winning

Deranged even by Sherdog standards

that's nice. i was about to congratulate you for making a post in this thread without referencing obama's drone strikes. but then you did. so while we're here tell us more about obama's drone strikes. you were the one who brought it into this thread. and for the record, i wasnt the one posting pie charts in here of obamas drone strikes and shit either.

100% of the people complaining about this are also perfectly ok with Obama killing thousands of people, including American citizens, with drones. ok then. hypocrisy much?

pretty sad whataboutism to defend the killing of puppies dont ya think? and when asked nearly a dozen times what the hell obama's drone strikes has to do with any of this, you tucked that dick and clucked. every time.

and as far as me saying chinese safeway instead of chinese owned safeway which is clearly what i meant with that, my bad. i'm just such a racist i guess. i will never forgive myself. you do know they eat cats and dogs in many villages in china right? fact.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Stop lying for attention, no dog is gonna drink whiskey that burns the fuck outta their mouth

just like no human is ever gonna eat pickles and brussels sprouts because pickles and brussels sprouts are the devil.

anyways you got me there piney pete. i just wasted a bunch of my time making up stories just so ya'll could dogpile me over a bunch of shit that never happened, that way i can sit back at all the people directing their anger and outrage at me and just say haha gotcha suckers, and walk away as some kind of master troll. look at all of these idiots who believe this shit all trying to tell me what a terrible person i am and i should never own a dog lolzers! jokes on them suckers! i had nothing better to do than to make up stories just to see what kind of reactions i could get out of these idiots teehee!

yeah that's it alright. this never happened so ya'll can get off me now. i'm over it. i'm long over it.

 

[eddymotto]

just like no human is ever gonna eat pickles and brussels sprouts because pickles and brussels sprouts are the devil.

anyways you got me there piney pete. i just wasted a bunch of my time making up stories just so ya'll could dogpile me over a bunch of shit that never happened, that way i can sit back at all the people directing their anger and outrage at me and just say haha gotcha suckers, and walk away as some kind of master troll. look at all of these idiots who believe this shit all trying to tell me what a terrible person i am and i should never own a dog lolzers! jokes on them suckers! i had nothing better to do than to make up stories just to see what kind of reactions i could get out of these idiots teehee!

yeah that's it alright. this never happened so ya'll can get off me now. i'm over it. i'm long over it.

Narrator: He was not, in fact, over it.

 

[eddymotto]

that's nice. i was about to congratulate you for making a post in this thread without referencing obama's drone strikes. but then you did. so while we're here tell us more about obama's drone strikes. you were the one who brought it into this thread. and for the record, i wasnt the one posting pie charts in here of obamas drone strikes and shit either.



pretty sad whataboutism to defend the killing of puppies dont ya think? and when asked nearly a dozen times what the hell obama's drone strikes has to do with any of this, you tucked that dick and clucked. every time.

and as far as me saying chinese safeway instead of chinese owned safeway which is clearly what i meant with that, my bad. i'm just such a racist i guess. i will never forgive myself. you do know they eat cats and dogs in many villages in china right? fact.

I can't help but notice a lot of references to Obama drone strikes in your post

 

[idrankyourbeer]

I can't help but notice a lot of references to Obama drone strikes in your post

ahh damn! almost! so close this time!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

The dog butt chugged the whiskey

we hotboxed the doghouse and had that rotty doing kegstands on its birthday. even took it to the dog park to sniff some bitches buttholes. the dog owners came up and said to keep better control of the dog, so i sniffed their buttholes too. 5/5 would get kicked out of the dog park and served a restraining order again.

alright, i'm bad at this. i really don't think i should write a book about it. as a city dweller, the hillbillies would just never understand it.

 

[LeonardoBjj]

the funniest version of the Kim story is that she really does think that she stared down Kim Jong-un but it was just a random Asian guy who had no idea who she was

- She is a hot milf. Kim would be down for that if he ever meet her. And now a dog killer, is a turn off to normal people. But Kim would think its hot.

 

[Michaelangelo]

Experts dismiss Kristi Noem’s ‘dubious’ claim to have met Kim Jong-un​

South Dakota governor says she met North Korean dictator in same book in which she describes killing her dog

The South Dakota governor, Republican vice-presidential hopeful and self-confessed dog-killer Kristi Noem’s bizarre claim in a new book to have met the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has been dismissed by experts as “dubious” and not “conceivable”.

The Dakota Scout first reported Noem’s claim, which is in her forthcoming book, No Going Back: The Truth on What’s Wrong With Politics and How We Move America Forward.

The book will be published next week. Last week, the Guardian obtained a copy and reported how Noem describes killing Cricket – a 14-month-old dog she said she “hated” – after deeming her uncontrollable and a danger to people, and a goat she said was “nasty and mean”, smelled “disgusting, musky, rancid”, and bothered her children.


Noem has repeatedly defended the story as illustrative of the harsh realities of farm life. But it set off a political firestorm, by most assessments dynamiting the governor’s chance of being named running mate to Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president.

The Scout reported that Noem’s book also contains “at least two instances in which she recounts meetings with world leaders that are in dispute”.

In one, Noem writes: “Through my tenure on the House armed services committee, I had the chance to travel to many countries to meet with world leaders.

“I remember when I met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. I’m sure he underestimated me, having no clue about my experience staring down little tyrants (I’d been a children’s pastor, after all).”

But the Scout quoted one “longtime, high-level Capitol Hill staffer” who worked on the armed services committee when Noem was on it, between 2013 and 2015, as saying: “It’s bullshit.”

“That staffer was among a dozen staffers … who said they had no knowledge of the meeting, or who said Noem had never mentioned it before,” the paper said.

It quoted experts saying Noem’s claim to have met with Kim, the autocratic leader of a pariah state who did not even meet with Barack Obama – the US president for the first five years of Noem’s time in the US House – was unlikely.

“I don’t see any conceivable way that a single junior member of Congress without explicit escort from the US state department and military would be meeting with a leader from North Korea,” George Lopez of Notre Dame University, an expert on North Korea, told the Scout.


“What would have been so critical in his bag of tricks that he would have met with an American lawmaker, this one distinctively?”

Another North Korea expert, Benjamin Young of Virginia Commonwealth University, called Noem’s account of meeting Kim “dubious”.

“There’s no way,” Young told the Scout. “There’s no way.”

Noem also claims to have canceled a meeting with Emmanuel Macron, the president of France. She writes of being in Paris, “slated to meet” the French president.

“However, the day before we were to meet he made what I considered a very pro-Hamas and anti-Israel comment to the press. So, I decided to cancel. There is no place for pro-Hamas rhetoric.”

Macron’s office told the Scout no direct invitation to Noem was issued, though it did say Noem and Macron might have been scheduled to attend the same event last 10 November.

Noem spoke at a conference in Paris that day, the same day Macron called for a ceasefire in the Israel-Hamas war.

Noem’s spokesperson did not comment to the Scout before it published its story.

After the story went live, the paper said, it was told: “The publisher will be addressing conflated world leaders’ names in the book before it is released.”

Trump did meet Kim: in Singapore in 2018, in Hanoi in 2019, and in the Demilitarised Zone between North and South Korea later the same year. No lasting diplomatic progress was made.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/03/kristi-noem-kim-jong-un

- She is the female version of the fatso street fighter from were i live. Nobody ever seen him fight too.

So I was right, the booked is filled with lies

It’s like a million little fibers lol

 

[K1levelgrappler]

Trump could shoot a dog on 5th Avenue and not lose any supporters but even he knows it’s bad optics

 

[emefer]

Trump could shoot a dog on 5th Avenue and not lose any supporters but even he knows it’s bad optics

Woke trump afraid to own the libs. Lost my support.

 

[jamel]

Why does her face look 30 buy her neck looks 65?!

She looks like the plastic surgery freaks from Escape from LA.



Nah for real how much essence of dead babies is pumping thru her body?

 

[oldshadow]

The dog butt chugged the whiskey

You are lucky ypu didn't kill the dog since alcohol is poison to dogs and cats.

"Alcohol toxicity is a common pet poisoning that can occur from ingestion, skin absorption, or inhalation of alcohol or alcohol-containing products."

 

[DoctorTaco]

Growing up in rural America, I can vouch that that isnt normal.

Same. We were country. My dad was a farrier (horse shoer), I went fishing and duck hunting, my siblings and I all participated in 4H where I showed dogs and they showed horses.

Shooting an untrained puppy bred for bird hunting for CHASING AND KILLING BIRDS and nipping at its owner is a far cry from putting down a fully grown dog that is killing sheep, pigs, goats, or acting aggressively towards its owners instead of defensively in this case.

 

[Konquest]

Her book also contains lies that she "turned down" a meeting with Macron, and "stared down" Kim Jong Un, as if she's some formidable geopolitical figure, LOL.

Maybe she killed a dog and a goat, maybe she didn't (I'm leaning that she didn't) . The concern is the reasoning for WHY she'd include these kinds of anecdotes in the first place. Everyone knows that Republican politicians have ghost-written memoirs published so they can skirt campaign finance laws (PAC's buy all the copies) or just straight grift, but in this case, she's campaigning/writing to an audience of one person and using this book's (embellished) tales as an argument for why she should be VP. I think the puppy-killing story is a wink-wink to DJT that:
a. She believes certain people (aka puppies) can't be redeemed and are expendable if not useful to her
b. She has a good/evil, "black/white" worldview that her side is right and beyond reproach
c. She'll happily do bad/messy things without a second thought or apology

This is frightening.

 

[PEB]

What?! Stop talking out of your ass.

Since you said North and South Dakota, I'm assuming you're talking about Standing Rock. That res is a fucking shithole, along with most of the other reservations in South Dakota.

I'm not talking about the reservations I am talking about the people outside of the reservations. Most on the reservations are pretty forward thinking an progressive. I am talking about people live in these big desolate areas where you're miles from big development.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Her book also contains lies that she "turned down" a meeting with Macron, and "stared down" Kim Jong Un, as if she's some formidable geopolitical figure, LOL.

god damn. even kim jong un thinks she's an asshole for killing her dog.

 

[tenniswhiz]

What If I say as ‘I’d be a dictator on day one' and sell bibles while being on trail for paying a porn star?

Yes, that’s ridiculous. Politics is ridiculous everywhere on the spectrum, particularly at the extremes.