Describe guys you know who will likely never hook up with a woman again

There's this one guy who posts on Sherdog non stop, has a naughty farmer pic or something...
 
Kirin said:
It feels somewhat better to know that I'm not the only one.

A couple of years ago my wife at the time decided she no longer wanted to be married to me. Haven't been in a relationship since that. Don't have much of an interest in dating or sex. After that, I pretty much just focused on my career and jiujitsu.
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kinda what happens. after my divorce i had a lot of trouble dating. a lot. i was pretty smooth before i was married, but post divorce It was very difficult indeed. The longer you go without a relationship post-divorce the less you give a shit it seems.
 
Just me. I've always been very socially awkward in general and just horrible with women. After my divorce I just don't have the energy to care about it anymore.

I guess I've come to terms with the fact that what I envision in my mind, and what actually happens when I date a girl, are not reconcilable. Don't see the point of going through all the effort if I'm not going to get what I want in the end.
 
Close cousin of mine. He's an autopsy assistant and majored in like human anatomy or god knows what. I mean he's got his stuff together, but he's into and very open about his likes of suicidology/serial killers. Very odd dude, it's going to take one special girl.
 
RSmith47 said:
I work with this guy who's in his late 50's. I guess he was a virgin until he was in his early 40's. Met this woman and married her within a few months. Marriage only lasted a month before he couldn't stand her anymore. Said he moved into her place and it was just absolutely filthy like a milder version of what you see on Hoarders. Couldn't stand it so they got an annulment and went their separate ways. Hasn't had a woman since.

He told me when he got buzzed at our Christmas party last week so pretty good timing for this thread. I told him I had been curious for a while since he never talks about women and doesn't seem gay. He's actually fairly normal as far as personality and looks go. Not a dude I'd want to hang out with all the time but I could go have a drink with him and not want to kill myself. I think his deal is that he's the most stubborn person I've ever seen. All he does is go home and watch tv. Sometimes he hangs out with his family and he does have one good friend he's had since high school that he hangs out with once a month or so. He just refuses to change his lifestyle at all. If some sort of semi spontaneous thing pops up at work like going to lunch, he'll just refuse to go. But if it's planned out a week ahead of time, he'll go. It's like he has a fear of not being prepared for situations or something like that. I think it's a combination of depression and stubbornness.

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Used to work with this guy. I can't remember but I think he was in his mid 30's? Very overweight, very socially awkward person. Nearly impossible to get to know. I made him cry one time by asking him to clarify what he meant on some paperwork he released. He made about $120k a year too.

What I heard from the one guy there who he'd actually kind of talk to is that he never did anything. He went to work and then he would go home to his studio apartment and watch tv or play on the internet and that was it. Once every 2 weeks he'd go to Walmart and do his shopping. He had zero hobbies, zero friends and no family within a thousand miles. His rent was like college student rent and he spent money on nearly nothing other than food and the essentials. He said he had almost a million saved up in a bank account that he never planned on touching. I asked the guy if he ever asked him about women and he said that he wasn't going to even touch on that subject because it would probably upset him.

Sad...sad life.
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So you work with WorldofWarcraft the poster...in real life?
 
I don't think that I'll never hook up with a woman again, but I don't like my odds of it being anytime soon.
 
Trying. Not. To. Get. Depressed. Must. Stop. Reading. Thread.
 
It takes a certain kind of thread to be both depressing and hilarious at the same time. I've had a few slumpbusters in my day. I'm not ashamed.
 
I Am Legion said:
The internet has made people lazy. I read an article that said there is a whole generation of people that are just too lazy or afraid to meet real people and just use internet porn for gratification. Mental Health issues aside, you have to live in the real world if you want real interactions.
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thats why companies/apps like tinder were invented.

it is easier to get laid than ever.

im in singapore atm and met a girl from finland off tinder yesterday.

easy mode.
 
This is morbid. Need to take the day off from work after reading through.
 
One guy I used to know, an Asian guy, who I haven't seen in years, is in his mid thirties but my mate still sees him and in the past 6 months or so he's changed.
I was always sure he was gay, but he was always really awkward, tried way to hard to be funny, slightly creepy, not good looking at all, basically absolutely zero chance with girls.

But now this, a private message from him to my mate, which my mate obviously shared.
I find it disturbing, it's like he's had some kind of breakdown.
It's quite sad in a way as he expects the first girl he's kissed to marry him or something:



"drunk for new years.
right this girl: we went out last sat, got wasted. We snogged again, she said she was one of my best friends and that she loved me, but she also enjoyed snogging me. She then invited be back to her place.
We were in the middle of foreplay, before she puked on my arm. We didn't have sex, but snuggled a bit, and i left in the morning after she asked me to
Since then, she has been very cold to me on the texts So i guess the whole 'your my best friend i love you' stuff was f**k bullshit. Im a bit pissed of: if she does just want to be friends, then don't kiss me ffs
Anyway, got off with an irish girl tonight. Friend of a friend. She lives in dublin but is willing to come down in a few weeks, if i book a hotel room.
So what's my point? get drunk, snog, shag and repeat i guess. Being friends with them seems to be a mugs game."
 
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Sherdog is home to the worlds tallest pussy pedestal.
 
I have one school-friend back in Wales who we joke is more plant than man. He's asexual - he's quite camp but definitely not gay, but he also has no apparent interest in women either. He's had sex once with a drunken 45yr old divorcee from work (surprise, he's the IT guy). I never see it happening again, he has the demeanour of the comic book guy from Simpsons and has absolutely no idea of how to strike up a normal conversation with dudes, let alone girls.
 
to all americans here who wants some good ol companionship, just go to a 3rd world asian country and find a 7. Trust me, asian women loves some americans.

better yet, go hunt some 7s in the philippines, girls there falls in love with any foreigners :)
 
RSmith47 said:
There's not a huge difference in average sex and good sex. But there is a gigantic difference in good sex and amazing sex.

Sounds like you haven't experience the thrill that is amazing sex.

I've never done drugs before but I can imagine it as being close to as being high as possible. There was this girl I used to hook up who wasn't bad but wasn't super hot either. But she was absolutely amazing in bed. Not only did everything feel insanely good but she made it look insanely good. Sexiest body language I've ever seen in person. Extremely confident and absolutely no awkwardness to it at all. There would be a point most of the time where she would be slowly swaying on top of me with her hair in her face and it's like my brain would release this huge rush of dopamine or serotonin or whatever it is. I'd almost get sleepy but it was pure euphoria. The best I've ever felt in my entire life. Like I could have blurted out "I love you" like a girl does in that moment because I felt so good lol. My brain had never felt that good before.

You don't get that from average or even good sex. I suggest you stop masturbating because it sounds like your brain needs to be rewired from masturbating back to girls. You'd be surprised at how you'll be feeling like a horny 15 year old again if you stop masturbating. I stopped a while back and a couple weeks later I was like driving around and scanning for girls on the freeway to bone lol. It was crazy. Didn't know porn was affecting me that much until I stopped.
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Porn has also affected my ability to get off during actual sex. I nail a fair number of women, on the reg. All at least moderately attractive. It just takes me forever to get off now. I used to be able to unload by concentrating on titty bouncing. Now I have to bury my head in the pillow or her neck, close my eyes, and jack hammer away, picturing some porns in my head that I usually watch. Like a huge tittied milf type, that will work most often.

If theres a condom involved, forget about it, im gonna have to fake it. Usually a twitch, exaggerated moan, then barrel roll off the bed to ditch the evidence in bathroom. Stupid porn, screwing up my life
 
Yellowking said:
Porn has also affected my ability to get off during actual sex. I nail a fair number of women, on the reg. All at least moderately attractive. It just takes me forever to get off now. I used to be able to unload by concentrating on titty bouncing. Now I have to bury my head in the pillow or her neck, close my eyes, and jack hammer away, picturing some porns in my head that I usually watch. Like a huge tittied milf type, that will work most often.

If theres a condom involved, forget about it, im gonna have to fake it. Usually a twitch, exaggerated moan, then barrel roll off the bed to ditch the evidence in bathroom. Stupid porn, screwing up my life
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Try this trick - instead thinking of a porn, imagine you are in a porn. Even if she (or he as the case may be) is not into roll playing, act it out yourself.

And try to ease off porn. That shit is worse than crack, literally and scientifically.
 
One of my neighbors where I used to live was this 50 year old guy who lived with his mother. He never really talked to anyone in the neighborhood and I don't think he had a job. Dude would spend two hours every day sweeping the sidewalk in front of his house.
 
daryldeal said:
to all americans here who wants some good ol companionship, just go to a 3rd world asian country and find a 7. Trust me, asian women loves some americans.

better yet, go hunt some 7s in the philippines, girls there falls in love with any foreigners :)
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If you have to move toa 3rd world country to get laid maybe you should just....
 
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