Dern shatters hearts

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Stay away from the sharp objects, friends. But, Dern fanboys this guy looks like real trouble.
 
They say after retirement, pro athletes tend to get really fat. What if the pro athlete in question was fat to begin with?

Good luck with that, buddeh.
 
Lord no.

She's thiq but 5/10 face at best.
 
Good for her, hopefully Tiger Woods Jr. treats her right, bud.
 
Jose Aldo looking good! Did he get plastic surgery on his face to remove his scar?

Dern really loves the Brazil doesn’t she
 
She's ugly af. I don't understand why people are drooling over her like a bunch of virgins.
 


Stay away from the sharp objects, friends. But, Dern fanboys this guy looks like real trouble.

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Dern is very dateable tbqh.

Maybe be kinda an airhead butttttt I’m betting that sex would be pretty fuckin good
 
She's ugly af. I don't understand why people are drooling over her like a bunch of virgins.
Not a whole lot of pretty girls can do this...
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Fat tits, world class jiu-jitsu, and a mean right hand go a long way to increase desirability.
 
Not a whole lot of pretty girls can do this...
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Fat tits, world class jiu-jitsu, and a mean right hand go a long way to increase desirability.
don't forget dat badonk
 
What happened to her other long time BJJ boyfriend? They broke up?

Asking for a friend, and by friend I mean my cawk.
 
Not a whole lot of pretty girls can do this...
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Fat tits, world class jiu-jitsu, and a mean right hand go a long way to increase desirability.
"Pretty"

She's a fat slob who missed weight by an entire weight class.

Having a few wins doesn't make her any prettier. Gina Carano could be terrible and can get her ass kicked in every fight but she'd still be hot. Her fighting skills have nothing to do with this.

Dern is average looking at best. I don't get the hype.
 
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