Defining the alpha male[using celebrities as examples]

I despise the term alpha male - I can say with utmost veracity that the people who are concerned with being an "alpha" will almost assuredly never be one.

True. Every guy I have met who talks about manliness and "being a man" a great deal are people who are far from being paragons of masculinity. They're only hiding their insecurities with talk, while "real men" wouldn't give a shit about what others think and just do what they do.

I think the OP is a fun exercise, but I think none of it ultimately matters because standards of manliness varies from culture to culture and to individuals. I personally lean towards a Ron Swanson like character but I have a bias towards independence and self-sufficiency, and it is what I would like to be. I think gardening (growing my own food) and cooking are steps towards being more of a man, but where I'm from, people think I might as well be wearing a skirt.
 
Teddy Roosevelt. What other guy could pull off the nickname Teddy while maintaining his status as the manliest guy on the planet.

Dan Carlin summed him up perfectly when he said Teddy was a heavily armed, imperialistic, racist version of Peter Pan.

If talking about Hollywood, I'd say Sean Connery.
 
Dan Carlin summed him up perfectly when he said Teddy was a heavily armed, imperialistic, racist version of Peter Pan.

If talking about Hollywood, I'd say Sean Connery.

WW2 Teddy's kids and grandkids were ballers who went looking for the shit, while FDR's kids were mostly rear with the gear.
 
The problem with the alpha male concept in humans is that it becomes difficult to define it in a way that isn't circular (interestingly, this was also a criticism of "selection of the fittest" back in the day).

Alpha traits are the ones that get the women and the men who get the women therefore have the alpha traits. I think there are a few qualities that can escape this circle (intelligence being one) but even those will vary by context, hence why OP can post 4 very different, and in some ways contradictory, dudes and call them all the same thing.
 
Actors are beta

If all you aspire to do in your life is pretend to be someone else that actually did something.... You're a beta.

They try to sell it like they deserve the money and that it's their "craft"

Bullshit, it's pretending... All kids do it
 
Actors are beta

If all you aspire to do in your life is pretend to be someone else that actually did something.... You're a beta.

They try to sell it like they deserve the money and that it's their "craft"

Bullshit, it's pretending... All kids do it

So why aren't you out there getting millions and drowning in pussy juice?
 
The answer is if of course Arnold. Definition of alpha.
 
Animal society is very simple, basically the biggest/strongest gorilla is the alpha. That just doesnt work in the complex human society.

Obama is the leader of the pack as much as some of you dislike it, challenging him to a fistfight will take you nowhere.

Also sexuality is more complex, a guy like Tyson can be put in jail for rape (that would never happen to a big silverback) while a homo singer gets tons of pussy.

In the modern world you cant really be alpha without a balance of money, physical traits, personality, social connections, etc.
 
Obama is a limp wrist pussy. I don't know how anyone could find him "alpha" in the least. He seriously strikes me as a geeky coward.

Overall you could have picked way better examples, at least in my opinion. Maybe I'll come post some examples of my own so you can shit on them TS. No time right now though.

woah tuff guy here.

well i guess we found jacob volkmanns sherdog acct.
 
that I think can serve as good examples.

1. Obama - Charismatic leader type

My God, I about rolled out of the chair laughing at this. You can't be serious. Obama is about as beta as it gets.


You want to talk about a badass Charismatic leader type, look at Ronald Reagan.


But Obama? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
So why aren't you out there getting millions and drowning in pussy juice?

This doesn't even make sense....

Are you implying I want to be an actor?

Or

Are you implying I'm beta and I should be an actor?

If you're gonna try to insult me at least be clear about what you're saying. I don't even know if this is an insult or not
 
Ragnar Lothbrook

He is above all the other fictional characthers.

He is a leader of men, a warrior, a pussy magnet, intelligent, he cares for his family/friends, adventurer, he is miles ahead of Rick, the hound, Twyn, etc. .
 
Human society is more complex than the alpha beta paradigm. We are often alpha in an area of expertise.

Celebrities as a rule are not alpha.
 
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This doesn't even make sense....

Are you implying I want to be an actor?

Or

Are you implying I'm beta and I should be an actor?

If you're gonna try to insult me at least be clear about what you're saying. I don't even know if this is an insult or not

Why would I why insult you?

The answer is if of course Arnold. Definition of alpha.

Dude Arnold's a beta actor. Pussy pretending to be another person for money.
 
Tom Hardy is an alpha male, despite being a shortarsed posh boy.

Robbie Williams is not an alpha male. He is a clueless imbecile with very little talent, and no self-awareness.
 
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