Dave Portnoy Pizza Reviews

I tried to tell you guys. Everyone agrees with me except like 3 people that he likes trash pizzas.

And he does have a massive influence on the pizza industry.

They're naming pizzas after him.. Giving out Dave Portnoy t-shirts. Some of these pizza joints have waited for Dave and dedicated their lives to making shit pizzas to please him and get a good score. The cheese doesn't even stretch and pull apart, it snaps like plastic.

Even Papa John's has a Dave Portnoy style pizza now.

They're little kid's pizzas. Those are the pizzas parents get for their kids while they eat Supreme or Meat Lovers pizzas.

Put some red pepper flakes that Supreme and dip it in marinara, garlic, or ranch sauce. It's game over
 
I've seen his pizza reviews, they can be pretty entertaining.

I'm no pizza expert so can't say much about his taste. But the fact he can make so many viral videos just from going around eating pizza is pretty crazy to me.
 
Eventually you guys will learn I always win

I'm the Elden Lord of Sherdog

I beat Maliketh in 1 try with ease.. And I posted video proof

Don't play with me.. I know how pizzas should be
 
Madmick said:
He doesn't tolerate undercooked crusts. He wants them to be stiff. High-gluten. Thin crust, yes. I don't know who likes soggy crusts. He prefers them charred like you'd get with a brick oven. That's not "burnt". That's like saying a seared piece of meat on a grill is burnt. Dumb take
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Stiff crusts are as trash as soggy crusts.
 
His videos are hilarious and the random as characters that come out of them.

Lol at you being so bothered of another persons taste in pizza.
 
He likes what he likes, people know ahead of time how he likes his pizza, and he gives a lot of business to small businesses all over the country; he's also entertaining enough. I don't see the issue here.
 
Slobodan said:
@lsa this guy gets to eat and makes money off it, jealous?
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lsa said:
I could eat...

@Kowboy On Sherdog
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Pizza?

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I just get a kick out of the whole "one bite everyone knows the rules" 20 bites later he gives his score. lmao
 
So some random guy hates New Haven apizza (pronounced ah-peets), and is salty a media personality that rates pizza, happens to prefer that style pizza?

New Haven style pizza and the joints that make them have been making “Best Pizza” lists nationally long before Dave Portnoy ever showed up.

That being said, we here in CT don’t worry about lists or reviewers and only go to New Haven. There’s good joints all over CT.
 
As Ive gotten older I like thinner crusts more. I used to do stuff like chicago style all the time, but its too much.

But a cheese pizza is fine yet its not something thats ever gonna wow me. I need some toppings. Not just meat either. Combination is always a good bet. Some meat, some crunchy veggies and mushrooms. I like to add jalapenos to a combination style pizza. Godly from a chain like Mountain Mikes.

I like the artisan style pizzas as well, but they hit different. Just depends on the mood. One of the best pizzas I ever had was from a guy who owned a joint near the business I had at the time, and he made a scalloped potato pizza. Shit was amazing.
 
goat pizza was pizza huts thick crust bbq pizza. i think it was only available in certain regions so a lot of people missed out. it was amazing. the bbq sauce they used on the pulled pork was sweet but tangy and it mixed so great with the cheese and marinara sauce. the pork always had a little char to it too. they looked like crap but they were unbelievable



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