News Daniel Cormier will call UFC 309

[JBJ was here]

Imagine how happy he'd be to see Stipe KO Jones.

Imagine how happy he'd be to get Popeye's delivery cageside while announcing the fight.
Imagine how happy he'd be to see Jones slip on a banana peel in the cage.
Imagine how happy he'd be to see a piano fall from the rafters and squish Jones.

 

[pick999]

Man's wants to see jon lose so bad

 

[Last Falconry]

Has anyone made a joke about DC weighing 309 pounds yet? Cause i can get started on that right away

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Has anyone made a joke about DC weighing 309 pounds yet? Cause i can get started on that right away

Has he lost weight recently?

 

[nonoob]

They have to have DC interview Jones if he wins, it’d be great.

Agree, maybe our Sherbros can offer up a question or two here for DC to ask Jon.

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Having DC interview Jones if he loses could also be interesting...

 

[JKS]

Was compromised second and third fight, he did lose, but I can't say Stipe has his number lol.

TKO finish and then a clear 49-46 UD. He’s got his number aside a punch.

 

[Laheys'Liquorland]

Fuck that DC will question the fight with Tom. If he does than GOAT Jones should rightfully be allowed to insult his fatass during post speech.

 

[Luthien]

The passive aggressiveness out of doughboy if Jones beats Stipe xD

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Fuck that DC will question the fight with Tom. If he does than GOAT Jones should rightfully be allowed to insult his fatass during post speech.

Fatso's actually towing the line with this one; he said Jon should fight Tom but doesn't think he's ducking. Bootlicking > personal hatred in this case!

 

[RockyLockridge]

DC's got 2 daddies like lily on modern family lmao

 

[Subline]

 

[tritestill]

TKO finish and then a clear 49-46 UD. He’s got his number aside a punch.

Cormier couldn't train properly for the second and third fight. Not Stipe fault though, was Cormier ego.

 

[Laheys'Liquorland]

Fatso's actually towing the line with this one; he said Jon should fight Tom but doesn't think he's ducking. Bootlicking > personal hatred in this case!

He's definitely gonna have to shills for this one lol

 

[Young Calf Kick]

Stipe knocks Jon’s head into the third row. DC enters the Octagon to interview both. Sticks a microphone into Jones’ face who is starting to cry tears of rage because of his fragile, now-shattered ego. Jones gets taunted, loses his shit and starts mercilessly beating his walked-inside-the-Octagon-to-console-him wife on live TV for an audience of millions. Gets arrested and sentenced to jail for 15 years.

Trump, who is in the audience, witnesses this and realizes he must put an end to all violence. Calls up Putin and Zelensky, brokers a peace deal. Then proceeds to get Hamas, Israel, Hezbollah and the entire Middle East to the table and miraculously manages to achieve the long-awaited peace between warring Jews and Muslims.

Absolute scenes.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Stipe knocks Jon’s head into the third row. DC enters the Octagon to interview both. Sticks a microphone into Jones’ face who is starting to cry tears of rage because of his fragile, now-shattered ego. Jones gets taunted, loses his shit and starts mercilessly beating his walked-inside-the-Octagon-to-console-him wife on live TV for an audience of millions. Gets arrested and sentenced to jail for 15 years.

Trump, who is in the audience, witnesses this and realizes he must put an end to all violence. Calls up Putin and Zelensky, brokers a peace deal. Then proceeds to get Hamas, Israel, Hezbollah and the entire Middle East to the table and miraculously manages to achieve the long-awaited peace between warring Jews and Muslims.

Absolute scenes.

Jon gets pardoned in January 2025

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Hopefully someone else will do the in-octagon interview when Jones win, and just let Cormier stuff his face with food in some comfort eating.

 

[Luthien]

Hopefully someone else will do the in-octagon interview when Jones win, and just let Cormier stuff his face with food in some comfort eating.

Replace Norris with Jon Jones ><

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Replace Norris with Jon Jones ><

haha when Jones wins I really want Jones to do the DX sign to Cormier again like he did last time they fought

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

@Luthien remember this? haha DX

 

[Luthien]

@Luthien remember this? haha DX

hehe yeah I think that is a standard Sherdog emote