Dane Cook and his 19 year old gf

[Jesus X]

He's been living life hard that's for sure. I mean, to go from this ...

To THIS...

God damn...

lol...when you're being compared to Wienstein, that's a wake up call on your ass!

seems like the stress from getting robbed for millions probably aged him badly by his own family too.

 

[Espresso]

Wood

 

[ookii]

He aged. The last time I saw him he looked like this:

That plastic surgery face both eye brows arent helping either. Its almost reminding me of Mickey Rourke but not quite as bad as his

 

[Oeshon]

he looks weird now

 

[SowingSeason]

I hope I have nothing in common with a 19 year old at his age.

 

[ChoKuRei]

I’m sure they have the most interesting conversations

 

[Jim Cozad Jr.]

Good for him...haters gonna hate...

 

[Devout Pessimist]

I think that's the only reason he's touring again.

Out of curiosity, I just watched an interview Cook did with Jimmy Kimmel and Kimmel asked him if he got any of the money back that was stolen from him. Cook responded by saying his new tour starts in a week and begging people to please come to the show which seemed to strongly indicate that he is not getting the stolen money back.

 

[sloppypie]

Out of curiosity, I just watched an interview Cook did with Jimmy Kimmel and Kimmel asked him if he got any of the money back that was stolen from him. Cook responded by saying his new tour starts in a week and begging people to please come to the show which seemed to strongly indicate that he is not getting the stolen money back.

i had no idea what you were referencing until i googled it. jesus, his brother is a real scumbag.

 

[Fatt Hughes]

he's aging into a jew.

 

[Darth_Inv1ctu5]

19 is a crap age. To bang its fine but having a relationship with a 19 year old when your not around that age yourself......

I barely find good, non-inane topics with broads in mid 30s, 19 would make me drive off a bridge.

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Has he become funny?

 

[Devout Pessimist]

i had no idea what you were referencing until i googled it. jesus, his brother is a real scumbag.

I had no idea about Cook's brother until I checked out this thread. In fact, I know more about Dane Cook now than I ever have. I have never listened to his comedy. I have only heard about him and how much he sucks through other people.

 

[Oogie Sharp]

seems like the stress from getting robbed for millions probably aged him badly by his own family too.

Hey, I'm happy being poor. The more money you make, the more the vultures come out.

 

[Devout Pessimist]

I’m sure they have the most interesting conversations

It can't be any worse than older women (35 plus) who constantly complain about their aches and pains, talk about their feelings, bitch and moan about everything and endlessly nag. It's quite rare to find a woman at any age who has something interesting to say for extended periods of time.

 

[Oogie Sharp]

She isn’t 19, she is 27and he is 46, there is a 19-year gap between their age.

Is this true? Noone is acknowledging this, and sticking to 19.

 

[Zer]

he's aging into a jew.

Surprisingly responsible retirement plan

 

[loyalyolayal]

Hey, I'm happy being poor. The more money you make, the more the vultures come out.

He actually helped out his brother and hired him.

 

[Bitcoin]

Cook's face reminds me of singer songwriter Damien Jurado.

Anyone remember Joe Piscopo and his GF? This was AFTER his SNL stint where he got the hottie to stay with him. Dane Cook is a no name nowadays imho and yet he still can score this type female.

 

[Joe265]

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