Media Dana White builds his perfect fighter

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[fortheo]

Lmao. He must just be playing along with the memes at this point.

 

[KarateYeah]

If Jon Jones and Dana White walk in a room. Dana White walks out with cum on his face

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

 

[khukurikoo]

I really hope Stipe pulls off a miracle and dominates the fight just to see what this asshole will have to say after.

 

[fedorthegoat777]

I really hope Stipe pulls off a miracle and dominates the fight just to see what this asshole will have to say after.

And then let's his manager put his belt on.

 

[JustOnce]

This guy haven't said any of that when he was the actual boss and Jones was actually really good. I wonder if he's being told what to say nowadays

 

[svmr_db]

 

[kingmob6]

Dana White Builds his perfect woman:

Tits: Jon Jones
Ass: Jon Jones
Throat Skills: Jon Jones
Handjob: Jon Jones
Personality: Conor

 

[KarateYeah]

Dana White Builds his perfect woman:

Tits: Jon Jones
Ass: Jon Jones
Throat Skills: Jon Jones
Handjob: Jon Jones
Personality: Conor

I doubt it's Jones giving the handjob lol

 

[Fergelmince]

reporters contacted Daniel Cormier for an immediate response:

 

[Daniel Henry]

If Jon Jones and Dana White walk in a room. Dana White walks out with cum on his face

Legit lmao. Thanks dude

 

[Spam On Rye]

Police record not in criteria I guess.

 

[TheMMAnalyst]

Yes of course, Renowned Striking KO artist Jon Jones with 23 UFC fights with 5 KO/TKOs (6 if you count DC 2 No Contest / 7 if you count Hamill DQ).

Of those 7 TKO/KOs there are 5 by way of Ground and Pound, so legit has 2 KO’s from standup (Shogun and if you count DC 2 because he got destroyed standing before the finishing sequence).

And those 2 were cumulative damage KO’s, didn’t have a single one-punch/one-kick/one-knee/one elbow standing KO.

2/23 KO’s from stand-up in fights (less than 10%) both cumulative = Greatest Striker of All-Time?

Jones has some great striking unique to his body style, but it was his complete game that made him so dangerous, his striking was a perfect compliment to his clinch/wrestling/GnP/submission game.

Would definitely not list his striking for the perfect fighter, his boxing has always been average at best and most useful for eye poking people. Great kicks/knees/elbows though.

 

[phenomphan2]

Striking? Great versatility with elbows, knees, kicks. No KO power though.
Great wrestling and defense. Great mind for fighting,

 

[GrantB13]

Lol I knew it even before looking

 

[PaulieVegas27]

This crush-on-Jones act is getting really tiresome. He's gonna look a fool if Jones loses.

If your answer to "wrestling" isn't Khabib...

Yoo bad two of the categories weren't "ability to stay clean" and "ability to stay out of legal trouble" as categories. Hell he may have names Jones in those too.

 

[KarateYeah]

Legit lmao. Thanks dude

Lol, happy it made you laugh my dude! Cheers

 

[ocfightfan]

Fights like Poatan, talks like Conor, does whatever Dana tells him to do.

 

[PeterGriffin]

How the fuck did Dana get CTE??