Dana promoting Francis Ngannou

[Necromantic]

The UFC does not promote black fighters.

^ edit, sorry, someone named Tyrun got on my computer while I was in the bathroom rubbing one out

Ngannou's hooks has the speed of an Apache Helicopter's blades.

Mythbusters already busted that shit

 

[Quietus]

Its feel better about them pushing select fighters if they werent also obviously giving him a USADA loophole.

 

[TAK47]

Ngannou's uppercut delivers the same force as five black holes colliding. Fact.

 

[franklinstower]

I would rather see a UFC that honours its champions and honours fighters and their styles over personality. Personality can still be there-- and still be a draw but the hype ought to be fighting.

You could brag the shit out of Stipe without taking away from the up and comer.

 

[Goldentrophy]

What does Woodley make of this? Thought Dana only promoted blonde blue eyed fighters.

I thought that was a Gegard accusation Woodley said the same?

 

[Fluffernutter]

Ben Askren's punches are equivalent to getting hit by a Vespa backing out of a parking spot.

Askren UD

 

[SKITZADACTYL]

i love ngannou as much the next guy, but it's getting a little out of hand.


stipe might even end up winning pretty easy.

 

[TidWell]

You can definitely tell who the UFC wants to win this one. Crazy because you have a UFC champ who has been knocking everyone out in the first round, and they want him out as quick as possible. Weird. Guess it's because he dared to renegotiate his contract, after beating challengers who were paid more than him.

Dana is trying to set up his boxing promotion, frances told dana he wants to box anthony joshua, dana said joshua is the biggest star and would love to promote him, frances is a boxer who just stumbled into mma but wanted to box, dana sees a huge massive fight with frances and joshua in boxing for the heavyweight championship.

Problem is stipe will wrestle frances and nix those plans.

 

[Meathead Jock]

Ben Askren's punches are equivalent to getting hit by a Vespa backing out of a parking spot.

Nothing more painful than death by a thousand Vespa's

 

[DarkneT]

I love when they push people to the moon

Usually fucks them up, I hope Stipe wrestles this bum for 5 rounds just to stick it up danas ass

 

[Fluffernutter]

I love when they push people to the moon

Usually fucks them up, I hope Stipe wrestles this bum for 5 rounds just to stick it up danas ass

Or KOs Francis in the first round.

 

[DarkneT]

Or KOs Francis in the first round.

Well yeah I guess

 

[TriangleMonkey]

Punch is more powerful than a 12 pound sledgehammer swung from overhead.....

STFU you bald asshole.

Cant believe he threw ridiculous stats out like and only for Francis

Getting hit by Francis is in no way comparable to a sledgehammer drop or getting ran over by a Ford Escort full-speed.

Stipe was just dumbfounded in there

 

[Fluffernutter]

Francis hits so hard......

- The flag on the moon started to wave.
- Bells in Ulanbatur started ringing.
- that tower in Piza finally fell.
- Oliver McCall's knees buckled.

 

[Joohnmatrix]

I thought that was a Gegard accusation Woodley said the same?

Woodley said something along the lines of saying he wasn't being promoted because of his colour.

 

[orangecuse]

Somewhere in the audience Luke Thomas was hiding his boner.

 

[TheBulletwithWings]

"96 hp, that's equal to getting hit by a Ford escort going as fast as it can"

Uuuuuummmmmmm, no. It isn't.

Yeah man, Francis weighs more than 1500 pounds and hits at 90mph

 

[THATxGUY]

Was pretty cringe watching him read off some note card .. but love how Stipe took a cheeky swipe at Dana by saying...

" his strong n hits like .. * looks at Dana * what kinda car does hit hit like again ? "

 

[Why did you]

Dana is trying to set up his boxing promotion, frances told dana he wants to box anthony joshua, dana said joshua is the biggest star and would love to promote him, frances is a boxer who just stumbled into mma but wanted to box, dana sees a huge massive fight with frances and joshua in boxing for the heavyweight championship.

Problem is stipe will wrestle frances and nix those plans.

Ngannou could fight Joshua even if Stipe wrestle him, didn't Mcgregor had similar situation ?

 

[Heavy Hands]

Dana - "being hit by one of this kids combo's is equivalent to stepping onto the freeway and being ran over multiple times by a fleet of mack truck's"