Dana promoting Francis Ngannou

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Dana is cupping them African balls all the way...
 
According to the UFC his punch has a billion units.

That's a lot of units.
 
Ben Askren's punches are equivalent to getting hit by a Vespa backing out of a parking spot.
 
"Ngannou has the hardest punch ever"

...measured at this new facility where not many fighters have been,
and where they've use new metrics to avoid being compared with all the older tests done throughout the years.

But then again, I don't think anyone in the UFC would dare to challenge that record (But I guess people like Stipe couldn't give a shit)
 
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Every pasty motherfucker out there who sees Francis is cucked, whether they admit it or not.

This is triple true on Sherdog where we have countless adult males who barely register on the man scale.

But that excludes me. Francis and I are basically twins.
 
he's promoting the next HW champ, is normal
 
But if he wasn't doing this (his job) you'd all be complaining about Francis not being "pushed" enough
 
You can definitely tell who the UFC wants to win this one. Crazy because you have a UFC champ who has been knocking everyone out in the first round, and they want him out as quick as possible. Weird. Guess it's because he dared to renegotiate his contract, after beating challengers who were paid more than him.
 
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