'Dan Hooker Being in the Top 5 is Like Seeing a Turtle in a Tree' - Moicano

[flowoftruth]

 

[dog y]

We've had snakes on a plane tho

 

[Poirierfan]

Lmao, I luv Renato fucking money Moicano.

 

[Fact Checker]

P4P best takes in the UFC.


Always on the money!

 

[StonedLemur]

There's already a thread on this sir.

Dan Hooker a Turtle in a Tree?

Moicano likened Dan Hooker's current top 10 ranking to "a turtle in a tree." "How did it get there???"

forums.sherdog.com

 

[The Siege]

There's already a thread on this sir.

Dan Hooker a Turtle in a Tree?

Moicano likened Dan Hooker's current top 10 ranking to "a turtle in a tree." "How did it get there???"

forums.sherdog.com

The Chief of this Karate Forum has spoken, delete this thread posthaste or be hung upside down by your nuts from a coconut tree @flowoftruth!

 

[7 others]

"Have you seen a turtle in a tree?" - Moicano

"No" - Bisping

"Exactly. Someone put him there" - Moicano

Fucking LOL

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

There's already a thread on this sir.

Dan Hooker a Turtle in a Tree?

Moicano likened Dan Hooker's current top 10 ranking to "a turtle in a tree." "How did it get there???"

forums.sherdog.com

That's ancient bro.

Get with this new shit right here.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Lmao, I luv Renato fucking money Moicano.

You like the Dan Hooker fight?

 

[Egészségére!]

3-2 last 5 with both losses finishes, a win over unranked Puelles & 2 split dec wins = ranked #5

turtle in tree sounds about right lol

 

[fortheo]

3-2 last 5 with both losses finishes, a win over unranked Puelles & 2 split dec wins = ranked #5

turtle in tree sounds about right lol

Dan hooker is a good fighter, but his best ability has always been his ability to get fights against guys higher ranked than himself. I have no idea how he does it, but he does.

 

[Doctor Grudge]

Dan hooker is a good fighter, but his best ability has always been his ability to get fights against guys higher ranked than himself. I have no idea how he does it, but he does.

He's a marketable fighter that the UFC features on PPV a lot. It's easy to get big fights if you're always on PPV.

 

[Poatan Power]

I laughed. Fucking lol.

 

[RichardHarrow]

I can see the comical side but this guys a lot deeper than meets the eye. Probably could have been a lecturer if it wasn’t for his Asperger’s/ dire straits. I wish him success.

 

[Poirierfan]

You like the Dan Hooker fight?

Yeah, I'd rather Paddy though.

 

[laleggenda27]

Definitely Moicano's best one-liner. There's no way he came up with it himself, but I approve.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Definitely Moicano's best one-liner. There's no way he came up with it himself, but I approve.

Word, I'm stealing it to use in real life, with folk who wouldn't have heard it from Moicano lol.

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

3-2 last 5 with both losses finishes, a win over unranked Puelles & 2 split dec wins = ranked #5

turtle in tree sounds about right lol

Who you beat is important, which is why purposefully avoiding those names and acting like split decisions aren't victories (or wrongly scored) certainly can do a lot to make a guy look worse

 

[Pascal Bergeron]

all i'm gonna say is both looks mid a year and a half ago when USADA was still drugtesting and they both got much better since even thought both or past the age at wich LW declines and have been fighting for ever

We are now seeing the reverse of the fighter deflating when usada joined the ufc like the Belfort. We are seeing clear evidence of mid/good fighter taking juice and becoming top tier elite fighter

 

[andgonsil]

That's a Brazilian saying

tortoise in a tree