Damn how's this guy get this girl?

[F1980]

Lucky dude

punching 5 points above his weight class

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

They're both mid imo

 

[pugilistico]

Physical attractiveness is only one of the many many things women look for in a man. Unlike men, where a woman's physical attractiveness is possibly the most important factor.

 

[Sonny Qc]

Probably bought her some candle

 

[Zer]

It's the Michael Bolton hair. Even I kinda wanna bang him

 

[Tone C]

It's the Michael Bolton hair. Even I kinda wanna bang him

Probably best we never meet then.

 

[Sonny Qc]

Maybe he did what I do to get hot chick

DM'd her some poems to make her fall in love.

It's warm
That hand of yours
Touch my shoulder
Till it all melts away
Not a word needs to be said
Lead by the dawn sky
Flow like a curved boat
Run your fingers through my hair
Swept away past the end of a peaceful dream
Riding on the wind

My hands and yours
Held together like they're bound
That strange freedom is endless
Fades away and poof! I wake up
Until today I've stained that hand
Heart, body, let it all pass away
A soul's faded flame at dusk

Only wants a single wish
I want to go to the end of the dream
Even if it's near
Even if it's far
One day I'll understand the puzzle
There's nothing I want more than to feel
Those hands...

 

[Ardaric]

She's got weird looking ears and some sort of skin condition on her hand so not a huge surprise.

 

[Osculater]

I assume he got her with his nerd dick

 

[Osculater]

Probably bought her some candle

Probably white ones

 

[boingyman]

Ears too pointy, but still

 

[Kardashians]

The hair distracts you. But when he goes bald he doesn’t have the face card to carry it without looking like a goblin.

 

[Fedorgasm]

People wondered that about me and my wife forever. I've even had people say it to my face.

"How'd you get HER?"

Jealously's a motherfucker. I hate it.

When I see someone with a more attractive partner I'm like, "good for you, bro"

I don't understand grown ass men just hating on the success of others for no reason.

 

[RoastBeast]

I skipped ahead. You sure that isn't the real boyfriend at the 7min mark?

 

[William Huggins]

The hair distracts you. But when he goes bald he doesn’t have the face card to carry it without looking like a goblin.

I think you need to say what you really mean......

 

[Brom Bones]

This wasn't as outrageous as you made it seem like. Click bait thread. 2/10