International Cunnilingus Is No Joke in Russia

[Shoemaker]

lmao I can't get over the fact that Reebok told women to go sit on a mans face.

From "Pump up and air out!" to "Rub your pussy on his mustache." Actually it's not that big of a leap when you say them back to back like that. It could almost be a whole slogan. "Pump up, air out, and muff down"

 

[KeepItRealist]

lmao I can't get over the fact that Reebok told women to go sit on a mans face.

From "Pump up and air out!" to "Rub your pussy on his mustache." Actually it's not that big of a leap when you say them back to back like that. It could almost be a whole slogan. "Pump up, air out, and muff down"

I'm still confused about the point. Must be lost in translation. They are saying that they should go make a man perform cunnilingus as a demonstration of dominance or to sit in his face to tell him you won't act like he wants and it's not really about cunnilingus, just sitting on his face?

 

[Shoemaker]

I'm still confused about the point. Must be lost in translation. They are saying that they should go make a man perform cunnilingus as a demonstration of dominance or to sit in his face to tell him you won't act like he wants and it's not really about cunnilingus, just sitting on his face?

The way I understand it, it means "stop asking for men's permission before you sit on their face." Which is kind of hypocritical, but I'll allow it. Don't get me wrong, I'd like a little bit of warning but if it happens I'm just gonna make the best of a bad situation.

 

[KeepItRealist]

The way I understand it, it means "stop asking for men's permission before you sit on their face." Which is kind of hypocritical, but I'll allow it. Don't get me wrong, I'd like a little bit of warning but if it happens I'm just gonna make the best of a bad situation.

So Russian women should force men to perform cunnilingus on them? And they should wear Reebok while doing so? OK... that's weird. I wonder what kind of research led them to that marketing idea.

 

[nostradumbass]

Eating pussy is a leftist position?

Going down on ugly feminists?
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Pretty sure people would find it equally weird and inappropriate if the slogan was "Reebok: get out there and facefuck someone".

 

[Shoemaker]

So Russian women should force men to perform cunnilingus on them? And they should wear Reebok while doing so? OK... that's weird. I wonder what kind of research led them to that marketing idea.

You'd think they realize they can't really force oral sex, and the best they could do is use our faces as something bumpy to rub against.

 

[KeepItRealist]

Going down on ugly feminists?
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That's a good point. Maybe they simply misunderstood the number of ugly feminists who live in Russia and are desperate for cunnilingus.

 

[nostradumbass]

That's a good point. Maybe they simply misunderstood the number of ugly feminists who live in Russia and are desperate for cunnilingus.

Cunnilingus is reserved for 7s or better. Those sweaty 4s and 5s can keep that hairy fish in their Reebok pants.

 

[Amerikuracana]

They will be weakened and demoralized sufficiently when we can get them to teach the gender unicorn to their children and have slut walks in the Kremlin grounds. Then it will be time to invade.

That's the invasion..

 

[Amerikuracana]

Cunnilingus is reserved for 7s or better. Those sweaty 4s and 5s can keep that hairy fish in their Reebok pants.

I've had 5s that were super clean all around, and 7-8s who were a dirty sock in an old locker. You don't know until you get the pants off. I even had a bigger girl with a clean smelling all around.

 

[Shoemaker]

I've had 5s that were super clean all around, and 7-8s who were a dirty sock in an old locker. You don't know until you get the pants off. I even had a bigger girl with a clean smelling all around.

This. I've had some pretty good meals in hole-in-the-wall restaurants, and I've ate bland food at high-end establishments. But no matter what, I always clean my plate.

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[Rod1]

So Russian women should force men to perform cunnilingus on them? And they should wear Reebok while doing so? OK... that's weird. I wonder what kind of research led them to that marketing idea.

Well its a touchy subject for them.

https://www.rt.com/news/hairdresser-turns-robber-into-sex-slave/

 

[BearGrounds]

They tried to do the same as with Gillette, they tried to be woke. Because either they are totally retarded and are disconnected from thr consumer or they were gonna force their agenda regardless if it would hurt their profit... i go for the later.

I go with the latter as well. It seems to me that unless this is a social engineering attempt, there's no reason they'd even make such an ad. It's such an obviously terrible business move that it has to be agenda driven.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

It's a very intimate act that is not, strictly speaking, sexually stimulating for the man.

Those pussy pheromones, yo.

 

[Ornife]

Multi-national corporations are a force for good in an otherwise bleak and forlorn world. We should all do our best to adhere to the messaging our corporate overlords promote. After all, they know what's best for us.

 

[Trotsky]

Unless you have a bionic penis i dont see how you can give her clitoral stimulation with penetration alone.

And people wonder why they get cheated on.

I wouldn't take his comment too seriously. He quotes me about 5-7 times a day wanting attention despite the fact that I have him on ignore and likely will not read it. It's really, really sad. I haven't seen anything quite like it in my years of internet-ing. But I occasionally un-hide ignored posts and see he's still giving it his best effort. So, given the steady stream, at some point the retard spray gets on other people's shoes. I also would legitimately be surprised if he was sexually active.

Russia knows it is emasculating to have your face contact the menstrual chute. Unclean and disgusting. Better to just smash the hairy puss and not go near that smelly shit with your nose.

Bruh, you honestly might be gay. Or asexual. Or you might just have low sex drive, maybe?

Personally, I think there's something messed up about guys who are so viscerally disgusted by female genitalia. I would advise you to try out some man ass and see if that piques your desires.

 

[Rusk]

It’s not really an apology but admittedly I’m not nearly as sensitive to this as fervent culture warriors like you and the OP. I’m totally down with Reebok running alcoholism awareness campaigns although I suspect they’d be greeted with similar hostility as dying at 60 of liver disease is a proud Russian tradition.

There are social commercial about alcohol and drugs, they do not get any hate, although few years ago there was a commercial about giving sitting places to the elderly on the busses and metro, and liberals hated it.

Eating pussy is a leftist position?

No but feminism is.

In Russia it's about being a manly man. Not a pussy eater.

you talking about Russians but showing picture of Dagestani muslims

 

[Limbo Pete]

This thread
I like it

 

[hillelslovak87]

Bolshoi Tavieda for this girl:

Nyet on the rest.

Why do so many Russians have small mouths attached to cinder block heads? God, I feel like I should be tempering a sword on her forehead, and by sword, I mean my cock.

 

[Rusk]

Why do so many Russians have small mouths attached to cinder block heads? God, I feel like I should be tempering a sword on her forehead, and by sword, I mean my cock.

non of them are your average ethnic Russian, so i would not generalize, in this commercial there is a female wrestler, a feminist, and a siberian (?) asian

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