Crazy bold AND SPECIFIC predictions for Poatan/Jiri 2

[Fedorgasm]

1. Must be BOLD. Like nobody else is predicting this.

2. Must be specific. Include enough details so that you're confirmed to be the second coming of Nostradamus if it comes true.

My prediction:

Poatan shocks the world by actually taking Jiri down and keeps him there for the rest of round 1.

In round 2 Jiri knocks him out.

Sherdoggers claim Poatan was never that great of a striker, while simultaneously claiming his takedown on Jiri proves he can hang with wrestlers even though Jiri isn't a wrestler.



What are your BOLD and SPECIFIC predictions?

 

[AldoStillGoat]

Round 1 Jiri throws caution out the window and charges Alex for a knockout victory

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Jerry channels his inner Diego Sanchez and walks out with a cross

 

[don't ask]

They start scrambling or throwing punches wildly and Jiri does something wild (like knock Perreira down or take his back) and looks like he's about to win, but then does the stupidest thing possible in the circumstance, losing the fight.

 

[HHJ]

Jiri should def try to use the elbows more when they clinch up against the fence.

 

[ultra321]

IN THE FUTURE... THERE WILL BE A WINNER!!!!!!!

 

[JBJ was here]

DC leaves the commentator seats, knocks out both Jiri and Poatan with steel chair shots to the head, and proclaims himself God-Emperor of the UFC Light Heavyweight division.

 

[tornado362]

The main event ends, the lights go out. People start leaving.

Suddenly, green lights turn on and we hear a maniacal laugh.

Chandler begins walking out.

The Conor fight is on


Could see this happening, the WWE is their partner after all.

But yeah probably a 0.1% of this actually happening.

 

[tornado362]

Oh also everyone has written off Ghemmouri. I don't think he wins, but I do think he makes it to the final bell. Which a lot of people don't

 

[RockyLockridge]

Jiri wins with an absolutely savage flying spinning knee kick to the leg

 

[supermurph]

Jiri hits an Imanari roll on Alex in the opening minute and transitions to a toe hold on Alex's injured foot. Alex taps, but controversy ensues as Jiri appears to crank the toes on replay which should have been a foul (no small joint manipulation), but swears he targeted the ankle. Post fight brawl erupts, and Jiri sits in deep meditation in the middle of the cage as the chaos ensues around him.

 

[Skarsgard]

Jiri rushes in with a flying knee that ends in a clinch. He uses the clinch to hit a flying triangle. Alex will use his freakish strength to slam him down, knocking himself and Jiri out.

 

[DecisionSplit]

Jiri loses by leg kick TKO within the first two rounds. Pereira calls out the HW division.

 

[shh]

They start scrambling or throwing punches wildly and Jiri does something wild (like knock Perreira down or take his back) and looks like he's about to win, but then does the stupidest thing possible in the circumstance, losing the fight.

Nickname description checks out...

 

[Ludwig von Mises]

Jiri surprises the world and comes out with a grappling heavy game. Lots of pressure wrestling against the cage and clinch fighting. Dirty boxing and nasty elbows like he used on Reyes mixed in with takedowns. 2 rounds of this until Poatan is tired. Round 3 starts and Jiri goes out there flushes the exhausted Poatan to voodoo shaman hell via the old ultra violent showstopper finish. Poatan fanboys can't believe what they see and retire from posting for 4 years.

 

[CombatCyborg]

Jiri puts him out cold with a single straight right

 

[justmark]

Jiri rushes in with a flying knee that ends in a clinch. He uses the clinch to hit a flying triangle. Alex will use his freakish strength to slam him down, knocking himself and Jiri out.

that would be some warrior shit .

 

[andgonsil]

Jiri dislocates his other shoulder

 

[TruTexan78]

Jiri rushes in again to grapple, but keeps his head higher so he doesn't get elbowed. Poaton sinks in a standing guillotine for his first submission win in round 2, proclaiming he does know how to grapple and that he just never uses it.

 

[fighters_respect]

Jiri has a brain fart and thinks he's a samurai attitude so doesn't defend like may weather