Craziest story I have come across in a while: The tail of the missing chimp

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I was watching a clip of JRE, and Joe was talking about how vicious chimpanzees can be (not a surprise to anyone). What was really interesting though was the story: Chimpanzees viciously attacked a man because they were jealous that he gave another chimp a piece of cake. They tore out his feet, genitals, hands, most of his face and one eye.

I decided to look into the back story, and my Lord it is one of the craziest and saddest stories I have ever read. It's a long read, but well worth it:

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a5609/chimpanzee-attack-0409/

Craziest part about the story is that the chimpanzee owned by the family went missing, and they haven't found him until this day. Keep in mind that this is a full grown chimp who escaped in the city, and nobody has seen him in 9 years.

Cliffs (doesn't do the story justice):

-Man adopts chimp, and raises it with his wife as a member of the family
-Chimp becomes a media darling and local celebrity - featured on television, movies etc.
-Family lives with chip for 30 years in relative bliss
-Chimp acts aggressively towards a neighbor, and the city confiscates him. Long legal battle ensues
-Family visits chimp at the rescue center to celebrate his birthday, bring him birthday cake
-Other chimps get jealous, and literally tear the man to pieces (the description of what they did is insane)
-Man survives, but severely disabled. Cared for by his wife. They still visit their chimp
-Heart broken chimp escapes enclosure in attempt to reunite with family, never seen again
 
What about that chimp that ripped some lady’s face apart? Those things are viscous and hunt monkeys for sport.
 
Chimps are crazy man. They also have their own turf war and shit and apparently they eat the flesh of the losing tribes. Whether the eating is a part of ritualistic or just straight cannibalistic behaviour, I don't know.
 
What would've really happen to James franco in Planet of The Apes, Alex.
 
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I’m a brown belt in bjj. Bout 175 st 5’9( yes Manlet lol ). I’ve trained with Bkue belt and above BEASTS on the mat 250-300 lbs . Feeling their strength and power ( some ) makes me realize there are levels to this shit , not only technique wise but RAW power wise . Now imagine a creature that is wayyyy stronger than those dudes , meaner , with fangs, feet that are like arms and can grab u , and they like to tear your balls and dick off. Fuck ...all...that ....that thing needs to be way away from me.
 
Semmy Schilt vs a Chimp. No rules. Flatland. Any chance for Semmy?
 
Caesar ape. Not monster
But their chimp didnt attack the guy, it was another it was living with. My guess
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On March 3, 2005, St. James and LaDonna drove to the sanctuary to celebrate Moe's thirty-ninth birthday. They left home early, around 7:00 a.m., in a car filled with toys, presents, balloons, and a white-frosted sheet cake with raspberry filling. After arriving at Animal Haven about 10:00 a.m., St. James hopped out of the car and headed straight for Moe with a carton of chocolate milk in his hand. Moe was going mad — clapping his hands and hooting happily. LaDonna set the cake down on a picnic table, cut two slices, and handed them to St. James. St. James handed one to Moe through the bars of his cage, and the animal's eyes went wide as he devoured his piece. LaDonna savored the moment. The family had been through so much over the last six years. Moe was finally at a place where he seemed content and where the couple could spend as much time with him as they wanted. If they couldn't ever live together again, this seemed like the next best thing. St. James and Moe were kissing each other. The moment was beautiful. Perfect almost.

Out of the corner of her eye, LaDonna suddenly noticed a large form about forty feet away. It was a chimpanzee, a young adult male, somehow out of his cage, and he was glaring at her. The chimp held her gaze for a moment, and then charged. St. James rushed to his wife. The animal barreled into LaDonna's back, knocking her into St. James. She wrapped her arms around her husband's neck, but the chimpanzee locked his jaws around the thumb of her left hand. With a single, ferocious jerk of his neck, he tore it off.

St. James threw his hysterical wife under the picnic table and pushed her further underneath as the chimp tried to pursue her. LaDonna was screaming commands — "No! Stop! Sit!" — in a desperate bid to stop him. The remaining cake was on the table, still in its box, but the chimp didn't go for it. Instead he went after St. James.

As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.

St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded. Blood poured from his body, and LaDonna was screaming. It looked as if they were eating him alive. Finally, LaDonna's screams drew the owners' son-in-law, Mark Carruthers, who came running armed with a .45-caliber revolver. After struggling to find a clean shot, he opened fire on the younger primate. The shot had no apparent effect, and Carruthers raced back to his house, a few dozen yards away, to reload with more-powerful ammunition. When Carruthers returned, he focused on the older male, the prime aggressor. Kneeling down, he shot him once in the head from close range. As the animal fell to the ground, the younger chimp began dragging St. James's mutilated body down a hill leading away from Moe's cage. Dirt filled St. James's lungs and seeped into his bloody openings.

For the briefest of moments, LaDonna looked toward Moe. He was sitting in the corner of his cage, frozen, seemingly stunned.

The lone chimp continued tearing at St. James's limp body with his teeth until Carruthers caught up to him and shot him once in the chest, ending the attack. St. James, lying facedown, felt the lifeless animal fall on his back.
 
It's too bad Bubbles never tore MJ's genitals off.
 
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On March 3, 2005, St. James and LaDonna drove to the sanctuary to celebrate Moe's thirty-ninth birthday. They left home early, around 7:00 a.m., in a car filled with toys, presents, balloons, and a white-frosted sheet cake with raspberry filling. After arriving at Animal Haven about 10:00 a.m., St. James hopped out of the car and headed straight for Moe with a carton of chocolate milk in his hand. Moe was going mad — clapping his hands and hooting happily. LaDonna set the cake down on a picnic table, cut two slices, and handed them to St. James. St. James handed one to Moe through the bars of his cage, and the animal's eyes went wide as he devoured his piece. LaDonna savored the moment. The family had been through so much over the last six years. Moe was finally at a place where he seemed content and where the couple could spend as much time with him as they wanted. If they couldn't ever live together again, this seemed like the next best thing. St. James and Moe were kissing each other. The moment was beautiful. Perfect almost.

Out of the corner of her eye, LaDonna suddenly noticed a large form about forty feet away. It was a chimpanzee, a young adult male, somehow out of his cage, and he was glaring at her. The chimp held her gaze for a moment, and then charged. St. James rushed to his wife. The animal barreled into LaDonna's back, knocking her into St. James. She wrapped her arms around her husband's neck, but the chimpanzee locked his jaws around the thumb of her left hand. With a single, ferocious jerk of his neck, he tore it off.

St. James threw his hysterical wife under the picnic table and pushed her further underneath as the chimp tried to pursue her. LaDonna was screaming commands — "No! Stop! Sit!" — in a desperate bid to stop him. The remaining cake was on the table, still in its box, but the chimp didn't go for it. Instead he went after St. James.

As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.

St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded. Blood poured from his body, and LaDonna was screaming. It looked as if they were eating him alive. Finally, LaDonna's screams drew the owners' son-in-law, Mark Carruthers, who came running armed with a .45-caliber revolver. After struggling to find a clean shot, he opened fire on the younger primate. The shot had no apparent effect, and Carruthers raced back to his house, a few dozen yards away, to reload with more-powerful ammunition. When Carruthers returned, he focused on the older male, the prime aggressor. Kneeling down, he shot him once in the head from close range. As the animal fell to the ground, the younger chimp began dragging St. James's mutilated body down a hill leading away from Moe's cage. Dirt filled St. James's lungs and seeped into his bloody openings.

For the briefest of moments, LaDonna looked toward Moe. He was sitting in the corner of his cage, frozen, seemingly stunned.

The lone chimp continued tearing at St. James's limp body with his teeth until Carruthers caught up to him and shot him once in the chest, ending the attack. St. James, lying facedown, felt the lifeless animal fall on his back.

6’2 former running back

Damn, you’d think MAYBE the chimp would be emasculated by the mans height (I’m also 6’2 but not built like a running back) but no, chimps do not give any fucks, reading that was hard, st.James really went through hell
 
Absolute tragedy. I have been told by alot of people primates do not make good pets. Get a fucking goldfish instead, 0% chance it will eat your face off.
 
I don't get how the chimps got him

So St James and his wife were inside the actual chimp enclosure, yet their chimp was still in a cage inside the enclosure, but some other chimps were out of their cage but roaming free inside the enclosure?
 
The story actually has a heartwarming ending - The chimp has returned to his original family to take the place of the husband who got his dick ripped off and provide his wife with the physical intimacy that she can no longer get from her husband.
 
The craziest part about that story is that those people raised a chimp like a kid and the guy ended up being mauled by a chimp, yet somehow those ended up being completely different animals.
 
This is Banana's...
 
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