Craziest person you ever dated/banged

[Patrick Jane]

Some Dominatrix who always asked for me to let her whip me.

 

[I Am Legion]

I dated a very well known Danish model (back then at least) in the early 90s. We saw eachother several times while I was bartending near her modeling agency in NYC (near NYU). I found out later this woman had dated rock stars. She was just comfortable with me, no makeup, would dress like a tomboy. Almost nerdy, really tall and thin. Glasses. Still beautiful. This woman got off from kissing...she could cum from deep tongue kissing. We made out after a shift and she came right there. She shook and quivered so hard I thought it was a joke. That lead to a fling. She would suck my tongue but not my D lol. She wouldn't let me do much, she took charge. She would ride and kiss me, finish, roll over and smoke and cry. Always had tears....I was young and confused as hell, but a nut is a nut. She took me to one party, we kissed on a balcony, she gets off, and tells me she is going to Israel the next day with tears in her eyes. I was not sure if she was crying because of the orgasm or because she was leaving me. I never saw her again. Just an Odd but wonderful experience. Bartending was such a gift in my life.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Ex-wife #2. Near the end, she would start disappearing in the middle of the night only to call me and scream. But not from her phone, from random numbers. Asking where she was or what she was doing would just make her scream louder.

Last straw was when she smashed herself in the face with a lamp and called the police pretending that I beat her. Spent 2 days in jail for that one, served her divorce papers as soon as I got out.

 

[supermurph]

Dated was a beautiful blond Ukranian girl. It was a one date and done all because I wasn't willing to beat the shit out her. She brought up sex pretty quickly into the date and said how she likes dominant men. I told her I'd be happy throwing her around, but I'm not gonna work her body like a heavy bag, slap the shit out of her face, or take a belt across her back. I thought she was joking. She wasn't and was visibly disappointed that I wasn't into abusing girls.

Relationship was a brazilian ex. I always thought bi-polar disease was just an excuse for bitchy behavior. She taught me how real it was. Normal conversation could go south really quick which resulted in her smashing dishes or glasses which she did frequently, and then after cleaning it up would say how we should get married lol She threw a pressure cooker at my head once, and thank god it missed because that would have done major damage. One time we had an argument on the street and she sat down against a wall and started bashing the back of her head into it until I made her stop. Total nut. I still miss her sometimes.

 

[Friendly Farmer]

Some crazy stories here, man. This just confirms that A LOT of chicks are at least a bit crazy, probably more often than us, men. In my early 20s I met a chick that fled Croatia during the war in former Yugoslavia (I'm from Serbia). She and her younger sister were saved by a soldier carrying them in his arms, running through the woods and all that stuff. It must have taken its toll and she started doing kickboxing at an early age. That's how we met. She loved guns and knives, also. And she was a pretty hot redhead to top it all off.

It was amazing in the beginning and I was falling for her. Some months into our relationship, she opened up about her fantasies of being hurt and being put in dangerous situations while having sex. I was just a stupid kid and in love with her, but I tried my best to treat her like she needed me when we were having sex. To an avail. Choking, slapping and all that stuff wasn't enough and to be honest I probably didn't have it in me back then. It went on for a little while, but she was getting more and more crazy with the demands. Without getting too graphic, I got stabbed in my left thigh, like seriously wounded. While we were making out. The breaking point was when she pulled a gun on me, put it to my forehead while giving me a handjob. Begging me to take the gun from her and do some nasty stuff afterward. I managed to get away and was hiding from her like the cartel guys were after me, no kidding.

I was so badly traumatized from the experience, that the next time I saw her, maybe a year later, I almost ran her over on a crosswalk. Pure self-preserving instinct, I swear. She's in her late 30s now and is a devout Christian, very popular on social media here, and "a good role model for our youths", to make it even crazier.

 

[Halifax]

I'd say most crazy was a French chick many years ago. One night stand. She was.....a bit intolerant and a bit demanding. Kicked her out around 3am or so, which she didn't like much.
Swedish chick was also a fucking nightmare when she'd had too much white wine (which was EVERY SINGLE DAY). Yeah.

There were compensations though.

Always is. Short term it's easy to let a little crazy slide if you get to bang for a few weeks.

It's downhill from there though

 

[Halifax]

Latina chicks are batshit crazy. And yet I keep making the same mistake.

1) Got kidnapped by a chick in Brazil. Had to walk 20ish km back to the gym where I've stayed.

2) Hooked up with a porn actress on tinder. Kept stalking me for 3 years or so.

3) I was kinda dating a milf (basically the same age as me) and one day she wants to confess me something. I had no idea what to expect but she said she wanted to kill random people. Got her to a shrink then a psych ward.

4) Hooked up with a chick that had secretly filmed me and put me on some tube sites. Friends found out and I was the laughing stock for a few days. The chick was hot though.

5) I had banged one of the hottest chicks I've ever met a few times. Then she told me she was married and her husband wanted to watch me bang her. I skipped. Until she got divorced then banged her again.

6) had one that put my finger againt the finger print scanner on the iphone when I was sleeping (we're talking 2017) and read all my messenger messages like 3 years back (we were only together for 4 or 5 months at the time) then asked me who this or who that was

Also a Turkish chick that though I was cheating and that stabbed me with a boxcutter

Theres a few more that are too fucked up to post.

Friends making fun of you for videos of banging a hot chick usually means one thing minute man

 

[William Huggins]

Forgot this gem

- Had a woman I was briefly dating... every day when I came home she wanted to fuck instantly.... great... until i found that she was keeping the condoms from the previous days... I asked her why, and she told me that way she could measure by my load if I was cheating or not....

The scary thing is more women do that than you think.....

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

All women are crazy, that's reality

 

[Croaker]

None of y'all have had sex

 

[HHJ]

Banged a crazy dominatrix who I found out real fast was into bloodletting. Herself and others.

 

[Gandulf]

Friends making fun of you for videos of banging a hot chick usually means one thing minute man

me and my friends can't communicate without insuliting eachother... they were just mimicking me fucking her, I really could care less...

 

[mozfonky]

some of you must be a bit nuts yourself to attract these kinds of women. I attract a certain type of wierdo too, but nothing like this shit.

 

[HHJ]

some of you must be a bit nuts yourself to attract these kinds of women. I attract a certain type of wierdo too, but nothing like this shit.

I mean

Its just picking up girls at bars and being young. You dont know what the fuck yer gonna get sometimes

 

[mozfonky]

I mean

Its just picking up girls at bars and being young. You dont know what the fuck yer gonna get sometimes

i wouldn't know, maybe you shouldn't do that though.

 

[HHJ]

i wouldn't know, maybe you shouldn't do that though.

Nah
its good life experience, builds character. Makes for good stories.

 

[mozfonky]

Nah
its good life experience, builds character. Makes for good stories.

think the guy who got stabbed would agree?

 

[HHJ]

think the guy who got stabbed would agree?

No one got stabbed. Everything consensual.

But...

def NOT my thing at all and a bit too on the unsafe side for me to bother with

 

[IanEdwards]

i had perfect confirmation at the weekend that the crazy ones do indeed fvck the best, and the best fvcks are generally crazy

it was a hook-up I'd seen a coupla times before, always the same, great and crazy sex and then parting ways, i'd never implied anything was going to happen beyond that, but saturday she had this unhinged rant at me because I was going to go and watch boxing with my mates after boning her for a couple of hours

i literally texted her 'fancy a few hours fvcking before I go watch the boxing/', i mean I was full disclosure there

anyway she ranted and raved completely incoherently then when her Uber arrived she melodramatically rushed out into the street in her bare feet, such was her rush to escape. which I am, sure that looked great for the neighbours if any saw it, fvck knows what they thought was going on there... I mean she had turned up with a fucken suitcase expecting to stay the night and she's rushing out into the road all teary and red faced in her bare fvcken feet.

I'm gonna miss that sex for sure though. i love a squirter. and a screamer. 9./10 body too. gonna miss that psycho bitch, its a real shame I could hardly spend 2 hours in her company as she was such a fucken nutbar

edit: it all started, of course, when she asked the dreaded question 'am i ever going to be more than a hook-up to you?'

my instantaneous response was to say 'WHAT?!' in a kind of disbelieving tone, not the best response

 

[IanEdwards]

I dated a very well known Danish model (back then at least) in the early 90s. We saw eachother several times while I was bartending near her modeling agency in NYC (near NYU). I found out later this woman had dated rock stars. She was just comfortable with me, no makeup, would dress like a tomboy. Almost nerdy, really tall and thin. Glasses. Still beautiful. This woman got off from kissing...she could cum from deep tongue kissing. We made out after a shift and she came right there. She shook and quivered so hard I thought it was a joke. That lead to a fling. She would suck my tongue but not my D lol. She wouldn't let me do much, she took charge. She would ride and kiss me, finish, roll over and smoke and cry. Always had tears....I was young and confused as hell, but a nut is a nut. She took me to one party, we kissed on a balcony, she gets off, and tells me she is going to Israel the next day with tears in her eyes. I was not sure if she was crying because of the orgasm or because she was leaving me. I never saw her again. Just an Odd but wonderful experience. Bartending was such a gift in my life.

hahaha. i never really experienced the true crazy bird till my story above.