Cracked's 7 Special Membership Types Every Gym Needs to Offer

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  1. Vulcan Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-special-membership-types-every-gym-needs-to-offer/

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    No "Especially Elite because I'm more Elite than you" plan?
     
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    How about a "New Years Resolutions are bullshit so let me lift in peace" plan?
     
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    8> " I only do functional training like super sets in the middle of the gym so everyone can see that I am not a bodybuilder" plan
     
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    9. "I could kick anyone's butt in here 50 years ago, so I will just read a newspaper on that abductor machine..." plan. Comes with "I only come to gym so I can flash myself in the locker room" option.
     
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    10. The "talk unnecessarily loud in the presence of others about my routine, lift numbers, and diet" plan.
     
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    11. The social media attention whore plan w/ post per minutes incentives.
     
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    The I squat to parallel (as if that is so hard) and act better than everyone because I do, even though I'm fat and not even strong plan. Same price as the I mock people for being in great shape plan and for bodybuilding to protect my own ego plan.

    I'm not mocking people on this site for caring about sports performance. I just find these people obnoxious in real life when they don't play sports and sit their judging people. They are almost always fat or really skinny. I don't get it. There's a few people at my gym always talking shit on people who lift for aesthetics.
     
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