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He almost got armbarred by Vitor Belfort
This.
He almost got armbarred by Vitor Belfort
He almost got armbarred by Vitor Belfort
Bones would outbone James Deen, outrape Genghis Khan, and outsuck Jenna Jameson.
This is getting out of hand.
Could JBJ out compose Beethoven? Could he out math Gottfried Leibniz? Could he out philosophize Schopenhauer? Why not, I mean, he completely and utterly ragdolled DC, he mercilessly outstruck the best striker of all time in Shogun and he even tapped out 10th degree black belt Vitor. Come to think of it, is OSP the greatest striker to ever live because he KO'd Shogun in the first and Jones needed 3 rnds to get a mere TKO? Wait...does this mean Mousasai is the greatest of great strikers as he put on a straight up clinic on OSP? This is all so confusing because Machida outstruck Moose and JBJ outstruck Machida.....maybe JBJ can out JBJ JBJ?
Can he survive werdum's guard? 100% he can. Fucking Mark Hunt did.
I am sure many will pretend it didn't happen, though.
And he also submitted Vitor who is a long time black belt in bjj.