Could a UFC fighter defeat a kangaroo..

[Grill master]

Show be footage of a kangaroo fucking someone up .... I’ve seen them
Kick people and people don’t react like it’s a big deal .....they look chokeable lol

They give you something to think about with their claws if you get in close. Plus the explosive A+ level athletic ability of having a tail means holding them down or on to a neck would be a challange.

 

[r-harper-1]

They give you something to think about with their claws if you get in close. Plus the explosive A+ level athletic ability of having a tail means holding them down or on to a neck would be a challange.

Ewww now I’m bringing my baseball bat with me.....I’m honestly messing around...., I’m
A huge animal fights fan ....I know where I stand lol

 

[Anewt]

Show be footage of a kangaroo fucking someone up .... I’ve seen them
Kick people and people don’t react like it’s a big deal .....they look chokeable lol

You've never seen a big aggressive one attack someone.. don't think any are on footage because the big reds are pretty outback and people know not to fuck with them. Ya gotta be a special kind of stupid to fuck with something larger than you . How many wild animal attacks are recorded? Very few. Of all species.

The majority of those kicking videos are in zoos / parks where the kangaroos associate humans with food. They are just a go away kick. Or a where's my food Punk, kick.

Big reds aren't fed by humans ( even Roger. The big muscle bound red ) who was raised from birth. the guy who raised him wouldn't go into his area. because that kick will really really mess you up.

 

[TerrorTimmy]

Kangaroos have spent too much time focused on boxing training, their terrible ground game would be exposed against any half decent grappler.

Actually their best weapon is their tail, which they use for balance as well as striking. You've got top position? Not for long.

Their second best weapon? Kicks. Their legs are extremely explosive. It's like Ngannou's F-150 punches, if they were actually delivered by a F-150.

 

[Anewt]

Ewww now I’m bringing my baseball bat with me.....I’m honestly messing around...., I’m
A huge animal fights fan ....I know where I stand lol

Those are the small claws. They have a spike on their rear kicking legs..

 

[Reffson]

no worries.
Here, I found the video.

I've seen that vid before and I've seen other roos make actual friends with dogs. The dog is not fighting to get away from the roo. Likely ran up to it wanting to play. Anyway, a full grown - in his prime male roo can fuck up a human real bad if it's in a bad mood. Their legs are EXTREMELY strong and those toenails can rip your torso wide open and their hand claws are like Eagle claws. Roos have developed really thick skin on their torso which is why they'll survive that ripping toe kick (both legs) while a human can get fatally injured. Answer is, roo wins.

 

[Reffson]

0.05 side control
0.18 suicide throw
0.25 single arm throw

You spoke too soon

That was fucking hilarious!

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Nice. You just don't get these hands on details about kangaroos over here. They're like some oddity that everybody thinks is kind and shit, oh look one of those beautiful marsupials they have over there!

They're fucked up man, absolutely shredded beefcake rodents standing on tails flexing down on you. What planet am I on? God bless the land down under.

Honestly I hate the things, constantly wrecking our fences, jumping out in front of vehicles, theyve taken the out the frount of my 4wd twice. Ripping out our grass and destroying our garden. I nearly clipped 1 while quad riding the other day.

 

[Shaddows]

I've seen that vid before and I've seen other roos make actual friends with dogs. The dog is not fighting to get away from the roo. Likely ran up to it wanting to play. Anyway, a full grown - in his prime male roo can fuck up a human real bad if it's in a bad mood. Their legs are EXTREMELY strong and those toenails can rip your torso wide open and their hand claws are like Eagle claws. Roos have developed really thick skin on their torso which is why they'll survive that ripping toe kick (both legs) while a human can get fatally injured. Answer is, roo wins.

exactly.
I think people don't realize the damage the kangaroo can do, or the power of their kicks, since they see kangaroo fights where both are kicking nonstop with no apparent damage, but they forget they are not kicking human legs.

 

[TJH Exitium]

That Australian guy is damn lucky that roo hesitated and didn't decide to fight. Would have been a very different kind of video

 

[Dorkman]

sorry, but no.
One thing is to throw one punch.
Another entirely is to stay and fight a Kangaroo alone.

in the video, the guy is lucky he had dogs, a car with more people and the Kangaroo decided it was far too many for him to stay & fight.
But this could have been a very bad situation.

Yeah man. If they get to kickin their talons will tear you up.

 

[JbModest]

We don't have to deal with only great white sharks, spiders and snakes down under. Now we have to watch out for fucking kangaroos?

 

[Reffson]

exactly.
I think people don't realize the damage the kangaroo can do, or the power of their kicks, since they see kangaroo fights where both are kicking nonstop with no apparent damage, but they forget they are not kicking human legs.

They can jump as far as 15 feet per hop and can maintain full speed (around 30 mph) for over a minute.

 

[PurpleStorm]

dude, you are crazy.
These guys destroy buckets with the force of their biceps. Imagine this being someone's neck!

Bet the house on Kanga Roo!

 

[BROWNPRIDE]

I know khabib the eagle would.

 

[Natural Order]

The Kangaroo's tail is so crazy, they can use it to hold their entire body weight while they thrust forward with both their lower limbs and talon toe nails. You'd be fucked if a full grown male hits you with one of those kicks. Even more so if they manage to get a hold of you. They bite, scratch and grunt ferociously.

Next question: Can you blow these things away whenever you want? Or is there seasons for that?

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

OK I'm an American who just learned a new word, so please, I don't mean to offend, but...

Are you a "bogun"?

And is it playfully insulting, like calling someone from Liverpool a 'scouser'? Or is it worse than that, like calling someone a wog?

The term bogan has evolved over the years, originally it was a term to describe someone that sported a mullet, wore black jeans, flannel shirts that listened to heavy rock music that enjoyed drinking, and motor sports that came from a working class area, but over the years it's become a word to describe white trash.

 

[Klaavical]

no worries.
Here, I found the video.

Hahahah Christ!! Is that real??

 

[kingghidrah]

 

[Natural Order]

Honestly I hate the things, constantly wrecking our fences, jumping out in front of vehicles, theyve taken the out the frount of my 4wd twice. Ripping out our grass and destroying our garden. I nearly clipped 1 while quad riding the other day.

They're like deer here in North America. Except yours can kick some serious ass.

Although once and awhile you see a good deer beating video from over this way...



Savage gnp from that buck!