Could a UFC fighter defeat a kangaroo..

[EYEKICKFACES]

Kangaroos have spent too much time focused on boxing training, their terrible ground game would be exposed against any half decent grappler.

6 months of TDD and the kangaroo would be multiple weight champion.

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

Only if he's Australian

The kangaroo had an ass whooping coming. Was acting like a total douche if you see the whole video.

 

[Hellowhosthat]

They have decent clinch work actually =)
Decent choke game lol

Was that being reffed by the same ref as this?

 

[Natural Order]

That's a Eastern grey kangaroo , they are the smaller lightweight roo. And a rather smallish one.

Big Eastern greys are about 2metres tall and 66kg. Lightweight

The big buggers are the red kangaroos. They get around 200lbs . 90kg + Over 2metres.


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Different .. good luck. One good kick and your dog is fucked and if you get kicked your probably going to be disembowelled.

Also the bustards use their height to hide in water and drown whatever coming after em. Quite a common tactic.

Savage creatures!

 

[Natural Order]

Are kangaroos typically instigators? Or are these encounters typically predicated on dogs or other domesticated animals approaching them?

Will they fuck you up intentionally if you happen too close to a joey or something?

Do you guys have rabid kangaroos? Jesus, tell us about them....

 

[Vampire life]

I stood close to a kangaroo once. Fuck that Jimmy. I was told that they will jump on your torse and rip your guts out with their toenails.

 

[Unfinished]

Conor would KO any Kangaroo inside first round.

 

[Kvothe_the_kingkiller]

Was horse riding through the bush a few months back with me brother and this massive ass roo came smashing through the scrub and leapt out onto the path.

This fucker was massive and he knew it too. Didn't run or nothing. Just stood up tall and flexed on us.

Thought he was gonna beat the fuck out of us and steal our horses, but the dogs we had with us barked a bit at him and he just hopped casually off, having decided to let us live.

OK I'm an American who just learned a new word, so please, I don't mean to offend, but...

Are you a "bogun"?

And is it playfully insulting, like calling someone from Liverpool a 'scouser'? Or is it worse than that, like calling someone a wog?

 

[Anewt]

I stood close to a kangaroo once. Fuck that Jimmy. I was told that they will jump on your torse and rip your guts out with their toenails.

Their rear legs don't particularly have toenails but a big spike instead . It's why you can be disembowelled.

 

[JarlSkuld]

The "in the octogon" clause in the OP made me reconsider...that means no knees to the downed kangaroo's head and they often put all four paws on the ground. In that case I'm going with the kangaroo.

There was a thread a while back where I guy claimed that Overeem could easily defeat a bear (via rear naked choke). I read that at work and spit out coffee all over my keyboard.

Jarl

 

[Anewt]

OK I'm an American who just learned a new word.

Are you a "bogun"?

And is it playfully insulting, like calling someone from Liverpool a 'scouser'? Or is it worse than that, like calling someone a wog?

More like a redneck. / hillbilly

 

[GoGetSomeFansJon]

Dana wont pay the Kangaroo what he demands tho

 

[Aurelian]

Would a kangaroo bite you if you had a grip on it?

Weird ass fucking things....

I imagine 1 kick to the stomach and your guts will fall out. I'm not an expert on kangaroo fighting though.

 

[Fight Professor]

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Are kangaroos typically instigators? Or are these encounters typically predicated on dogs or other domesticated animals approaching them?

Will they fuck you up intentionally if you happen too close to a joey or something?

Do you guys have rabid kangaroos? Jesus, tell us about them....

We had a big grey hanging aroud Our property a few years back that wasn't afraid of humans or dogs and would instergate shit all the time. Needless to say it was dispatched with.

The big boys get nasty around breeding season, I can sit on my front porch and watch them box it in paddocks most nights.

 

[IloveTHIS]

I think yes. People always overrate any animal automatically. Yes usually most wild animals will destroy a human but I dont think a kangaroo is one of then. At least not with a 100% success rate

 

[Kvothe_the_kingkiller]

More like a redneck. / hillbilly

So not everyone who lives away from cities is one, but it's more of an attitude thing?

 

[Natural Order]

We had a big grey hanging aroud Our property a few years back that wasn't afraid of humans or dogs and would instergate shit all the time. Needless to say it was dispatched with.

The big boys get nasty around breeding season, I can sit on my front porch and watch them box it in paddocks most nights.

Nice. You just don't get these hands on details about kangaroos over here. They're like some oddity that everybody thinks is kind and shit, oh look one of those beautiful marsupials they have over there!

They're fucked up man, absolutely shredded beefcake rodents standing on tails flexing down on you. What planet am I on? God bless the land down under.

 

[Anewt]

So not everyone who lives away from cities is one, but it's more of an attitude thing?

Yeah everyone can be termed a bogan. It's not particularly location oriented, but mullets singlets and such or a strong accent with using a lot of Aussie slang would probably get the bogan call.

 

[witt1021]

no worries.
Here, I found the video.

been a while since i seen that video. makes me laugh every time. that man squares up with that kangaroo instantly. hilarious.