Funny you should say that. I don't have, nor will ever have a stache. It comes in blonde and red, and that color stache is reserved for porn stars and




s. I am neither.
Yesterday, I did not want to shave before work, but I have to. We can not have anything besides mustaches, so I used the electric shaver, but not on the upper lip because it pulls the hair. So I left it. The guys at work were merciless. They made up a story about me smelling flowers, got some pollen on my lip and did not let the kitten finish licking it all off. All day, my phone was blowing up with larry byrd pics. Bastards!