News Conor and Dee getting married!! (UPDATED, Married!!!!!)

[Popocatepetl]

Moderation considered that this isn't the PowerSlap forum.

How about we tie him to the back of the wagon and drag him clear of our little tribe?
That way we can move about without tripping over these threads?

Its a good idea trust me, just go with it lol

 

[spinup]

Wow this is one of the biggest news of the year,
Finally UFC’s best couple is getting married

Conor McGregor set to marry long-time girlfriend Dee Devlin in secret wedding at the Vatican Church today - The Times of India

Conor McGregor and Dee Devlin are reportedly set to marry in a historic Vatican church, despite ongoing concerns from some Vatican officials due to McGregor's recent legal troubles. The couple, together for nearly two decades and parents to four children, have reserved the Chiesa di Santo...

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Wow I can’t believe this, congratulations Dee!

They’ve been together since they were teens!

Who wants to bet it's so she can't be asked to testify against him in court?

 

[GrantB13]

When you say "best" couple what do you mean? Certainly not "model relationship" given all the strife that we've witnessed over the years.

 

[bjjwar]

She coming for that half

Its prob a Cristiano Ronaldo style of prenup. Cristiano's wife will get 100k monthly allowance, house, cars, etc in case of a divorce. Doubt Conor would allow her to take half of his wealth.

But at this point she's prob so disgusted and fed up with him that she'd agree with a 50k monthly prenup lunch money and marry him just to divorce him to get the money and dump him.

 

[ninja boot]

Congrats.
I'd be a lot more excited for the couple had there not been literally dozens of situations that look a lot like infidelity from Conor although i'm fairly certain she knows what she is buying into.

 

[Noveltymortar]

Wife can’t be forced to testify against her husband.

 

[HockeyBjj]

Congrats.
I'd be a lot more excited for the couple had there not been literally dozens of situations that look a lot like infidelity from Conor although i'm fairly certain she knows what she is buying into.

Yeah. Seems like she just agreed to an open relationship for the money

I wonder if it’s a 2 way street

 

[jeff7b9]

I'm gonna sound old fashioned here...

But any man that has ever said these are my kids ___ so and so and whats her name.... and my GIRLFRIEND."
(Referring to their mother)





I don't know man.

That ain't it.



There's a reason the phrase "shotgon wedding' exists.
Might be time for society to revisit some of the wisdom of old.

 

[ninja boot]

Yeah. Seems like she just agreed to an open relationship for the money

I wonder if it’s a 2 way street

very well could be.
I'm old school so either way I kind of feel sorry for her lol.

 

[Last Falconry]

is this one of those sacred religious institutions that scandalized idiots hide behind to make it seem like they're turning over a new leaf by pandering to the most exploitable people on earth?

 

[jeff7b9]

Wife can’t testify against her husband.

Can.

Can't be forced to under subpoena.

 

[TITS]

Me

Gross.

 

[NadaRekowski]

Hopefully Conor will start being a decent husband and stop blasting coke and abusing random women while Dee looks after the kids.

I mean, he didnt stop doing that when he became a father, why would he now? Because of Jesus?

Most people don't change that much. I still do drugs sometimes and drink if my son is at his mothers place ...

 

[Noveltymortar]

Can.

Can't be forced to under subpoena.

Don’t ruin my witty post with your Asperger’s please. Also I’ve edited it.

 

[FriskyRandy]

Fuck is she ever pathetic.

 

[FriskyRandy]

I mean, he didnt stop doing that when he became a father, why would he now? Because of Jesus?

Most people don't change that much. I still do drugs sometimes and drink if my son is at his mothers place ...

If you dont stop being a piece of shit after having children, nothing will change.

 

[Pierced7681]

My prediction:

- Dee and Conor marry
- Dee divorces Conor
- Dee takes at least half his money
- Dee rides off into the sunset with Artem Lobov

Surely Conor will have a prenup?

 

[jeff7b9]

Don’t ruin my witty post with your Asperger’s please. Also I’ve edited it.

Witty... ?

That's being awfully generous.

Don't get mad at me that you didn't understand the thing you tried to make a joke about.

You learned something.

Learning is good.

You are welcome.


Also I highly doubt Conor is going to be confessing to Dee the details pertaining to his sexual encounters with other women.
Especially if they occur without consent or with compromised faculties.


Hey Honey!!! Love ya, had a bunch of fun out with the boys!! Got rip roaring smashed and did rails all night then ruphied some hoe and graped her in the washroom while my security watched the door.
Make me some coffee eh?

 

[Clark Rogers]

TS is pretty excited for Conor.

Neat!

Congrats to the lovely couple. All it took was a little ibogaine.

 

[xhaydenx]

Reformed, good Christian Conor is back at it.

Last week it was exposing Scambib for using his deceased father to sell crypto scams, and now here he is finally making an honest woman of the girl he's been with since they were teenagers.

Hopefully no more rape cases and banging midgets at bike rallys anymore.

Conor bless.