Congrats on getting married - again - JDS!

This calls for a celebration:

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Oh dear god, I forgot this was a thing.

On paper, it was pretty awesome to see FOX and Nike sign on. In reality it's only been alright. And that Reebok shit has been bad.
 
It will be Belfort all over again. If you have a ugly wife, you would be more time working in the office/gym, because you don't want to go back and see the sea cow in her habitat. Now with a hot women at home he will be less time in the gym.
Champions are made for a reason.

Nah, there is one thing women are good at in this life: that's training men like puppies. She will quickly take command of him and he will be working his ass off. That's what women get married for. Is normal.
 
@John Wick
And you think teh wymynz are any better? Bless your naive soul, you poor white knight. You have so much to learn.
 
Well I blame sherdog and the UFC
If we didn't knew the first wife they probably would still be married and JDS would still be winning.
Now he parties a lot have a hot gold digger and cant win a fights in a roll
 
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Yay, another child being raised in a broken family.
 
@John Wick
And you think teh wymynz are any better? Bless your naive soul, you poor white knight. You have so much to learn.

Ugh the meatheads of Sherdog. K let's unpack this,

I believe we should not identify with our ego and find a partner who is on the same spiritual path as us--instead of thinking with our dicks--but that can be hard when you become successful because men as a species are not build to be monogamous. Keep it 100. Laws of nature--men want to fuck hot girls. Pussy gets boring. Facts only. On to the next one.

Women --when identifying with their egos--will go for men who can provide security and a family more often times than not. Again, if a female finds a passion and drive in line with a her man then fantastic--that's the real deal for them. Laws of nature though--they go for the dude who provides them with their security needs. Facts only. Yes, there are gender studies on this.

Now back to your passive aggressive comment and for whatever reason it's 4 am on my end, i can't sleep, and it ticked me off because i deal with arrogant schmuck Brendan Shaub-like meatheads like you a lot on a daily basis to which i know better to not engage but i wanted to comment tonight on Sherdog as i encounter yet another one. No one is white knighting-- it doesn't even make sense in the context of my comment LOL... Please develop some manners and most importantly get over that girl who rejected you.
 
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Pretty gal. JDS gonna work on his cardio now...ifyouknowwhatImsaying.jpg
 
People judging a person on the basis of their looks as "an upgrade" over another person should really stop and, well, think.

i have to support this statement. . . i consider the majority of women i have had relations with to be beautiful women (over an internet 7/10), only to find vapidness and lack of congruity, and -- more importantly -- i now place an emphasis on compatibility/love.

but to add my rude take: JDS is very ugly. the guy is a living gargoyle. his first wife was a catch.
 
It will be Belfort all over again. If you have a ugly wife, you would be more time working in the office/gym, because you don't want to go back and see the sea cow in her habitat. Now with a hot women at home he will be less time in the gym.
Champions are made for a reason.
Yeah, this is exactly what contributed to the downfall of Don Fyre - he would have been Randy Couture instead of Randy Couture if not for interference from women. Not so much one, but the sheer amount messed with him...and those Japanese girls - the guy didn't stand a chance.
 
You're a young rich athlete.. Why on earth would you be getting married, no matter how pretty the wife? Seems like a waste to me.
 
wait.. is this the girl he has been with for a while? or a new one?
ie is this first or 2nd girl since he upgraded from Venusaur?
And is she that 17 year old girl he was having dinner with in some photos? That was some time ago maybe she turned 21 now and they were waiting so she could drink at her own wedding.

Yes, there are gender studies on this.
Are gender studies a real thing? I'm pretty sure in hunter-gatherer societies women just have sex with whomever because the men don't provide for the women, everyone provides and everything's shared.

Whatever. We're not hunter-gatherers.
 
And is she that 17 year old girl he was having dinner with in some photos? That was some time ago maybe she turned 21 now and they were waiting so she could drink at her own wedding.


Are gender studies a real thing? I'm pretty sure in hunter-gatherer societies women just have sex with whomever because the men don't provide for the women, everyone provides and everything's shared.

Whatever. We're not hunter-gatherers.

Yes
 
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