Congrats on getting married - again - JDS!

[theycallmeskidmarks]

 

[FightsFTW]

Good for JDS, definitely an upgrade.

 

[Madbomber]

I think this is bad for JDS. He was in his prime when he was married to his less than attractive wife. Nobody would want to go near that thing... so as a result of that JDS would naturally have higher test levels. He could train harder and come into the fight feeling confident.

Now that he is with this dime, JDS is done.

Being with a fine looking woman raises your testosterone levels and makes alcohol taste better. That's straight out of the Bro Science Bible.

 

[Anthony7]

I think this is bad for JDS. He was in his prime when he was married to his less than attractive wife. Nobody would want to go near that thing... so as a result of that JDS would naturally have higher test levels. He could train harder and come into the fight feeling confident.

Now that he is with this dime, JDS is done.

Happily married JDS is back. He will be champion again in no time.

 

[cheesus]

I ain't tryna hate on jds but isn't that the opposite of keeping it real? He left the girl that was with him before the come up lol

M8, she still looks like a 4 or maybe even a 5 at the very best. Considering how TST, famous and rich JDS is, he should be able to bang a 7 on the reg easily.

 

[pinkybrief]

it will be the start of jds' mma downfall

 

[Rondas Pillow]

What a beauty. Stay winning, JDS.

Get a prenup though.

Why? To protect that Reebok money?

 

[Rondas Pillow]

Looking good. The girl looks good, too.

 

[deviake]

If you look at a pic like this you can tell she's pretty average in actuality, not hot but not some fat demon beast like she looks in that countdown picture.

That sentence, the highlighted portion in particular, is one of the most unintentionally savagely brutal things I've ever read; possibly the most fucked up, backhanded compliment I've ever seen. Holy shit dude, you're a monster.

That was a good laugh though. Shit, I'm still laughing.

 

[dickcheney]

Wayne's world! Party time! Excellent!

 

[LazyViking]

People judging a person on the basis of their looks as "an upgrade" over another person should really stop and, well, think.

They should, but they won't.

 

[No Mas McGee]

she is beautiful, no doubt

 

[Nezahualcoyotl]

Really happy for JDS. Also fuck his first wife, and not in a good way either. She apparently left him around the time he lost his title and she was also his manager. Of course all the personal details aren't known, but the man deserves to be happy.

So I just hope he found someone that ACTUALLY gives a shit about him.

Still doesn't hurt that she's pretty as heck though. Hope he's happy.

 

[flex4life]

This calls for a celebration:

 

[kuromusha]

Really happy for JDS. Also fuck his first wife, and not a good way either. She apparently left him around the time he lost his title and she was also his manager. Of course all the personal details aren't known, but the man deserves to be happy.

So I just hope he found someone that ACTUALLY gives a shit about him.

Still doesn't hurt that she's pretty as heck though. Hope he's happy.

I think people forgot or simply didn't know that it was she who left him.

 

[LukeSkyRutten]

from his wife's IG account.

Well thats a rather significant upgrade.

 

[BAZ Rutten]

Well done Junior, his first wife was the stuff of nightmares.

 

[Helden]

wait.. is this the girl he has been with for a while? or a new one?
ie is this first or 2nd girl since he upgraded from Venusaur?

 

[Jesus X]

That sentence, the highlighted portion in particular, is one of the most unintentionally savagely brutal things I've ever read; possibly the most fucked up, backhanded compliment I've ever seen. Holy shit dude, you're a monster.

That was a good laugh though. Shit, I'm still laughing.

lol

 

[Loriquero]

It will be Belfort all over again. If you have a ugly wife, you would be more time working in the office/gym, because you don't want to go back and see the sea cow in her habitat. Now with a hot women at home he will be less time in the gym.
Champions are made for a reason.