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- Apr 25, 2012
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1. Rent a house boat.
2. Toss her a cheeseburger.
3. Put on some Barry White, dim the light and turn around like motherfucking Michael Jackson, you smooth criminal you.
4. Get comfy and spit on your junk.
5. After step 5 firm eye contact, a wink and "Hop on, bitch"
Your sherdog profile is on crack.