Commercial you hate the most.

I hate the insurance commercial where the happy guy gets totally screwed.
"I am never getting married" next seen getting married
I am never having kids" next scene with stupid kid
"I am never moving to the suburbs" next seen washing a soccer mom mini van
"I am never having another kid" next scene wife is pregnant again
"I am never letting go..." Hugging his own captors.

As if doing the exact opposite of everything you ever wanted to do in your life will make you happy.
It's pathetic. It's pretty much saying that a Mans/Husband wants, needs, and wishes are completely irrelevant, just do what your wife demands of you and your life will be better.
 
SleepyBoy said:
I hate the insurance commercial where the happy guy gets totally screwed.
"I am never getting married" next seen getting married
I am never having kids" next scene with stupid kid
"I am never moving to the suburbs" next seen washing a soccer mom mini van
"I am never having another kid" next scene wife is pregnant again
"I am never letting go..." Hugging his own captors.

As if doing the exact opposite of everything you ever wanted to do will make you happy.
It's pathetic. It's pretty much saying that just do what your wife demands of you and you will life will be better.
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It's one of those things where people think the "I am never getting/having..." lines are just what young people say and when they "grow up", they change their mind.

Also, going by the theme of the commercial, when he says "I am never letting go..." shouldn't the next scene be of him letting go and leaving his kids? lol
 
Horse Style said:
It's one of those things where people think the "I am never getting/having..." lines are just what young people say and when they "grow up", they change their mind.

Also, going by the theme of the commercial, when he says "I am never letting go..." shouldn't the next scene be of him letting go and leaving his kids? lol
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haha nice.

Wouldn't it be funny to see the opposite with a woman?
"I have to get married by 30" never gets married
"I have to have kids by 35" Never has kids
"I have to have a big house" next scene still in one bedroom apartment
"My life turned out perfect" hugging never engaged BF
 
Horse Style said:
It's one of those things where people think the "I am never getting/having..." lines are just what young people say and when they "grow up", they change their mind.

Also, going by the theme of the commercial, when he says "I am never letting go..." shouldn't the next scene be of him letting go and leaving his kids? lol
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Yeah. Thats what I always think. Next commercial he's gonna go out for some cigarettes and never coming back!
 
-Anything with Flow from Progressive
-Sonic guys
-Sargento (we're real cheese people)
-We also have a local commercial for a jewelry store and this guy pops up in every commercial yelling "its me the rock doc!". They come on all the damn time and make me want to shoot myself.
 
Who watches commercials? DVR son all day
 
There's some shitty car insurance company called The General that puts out commercials using what I'd presume to be random people they found on the street as actors and a computer animator who time traveled into the future from 1992.

Daverisimo said:
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hey fuck you I love those commercials
 
Majority due to incorrect perception and brainwashing.
 
The stupid dafoe cross dresser commercial. When he is dressed like Monroe. I thinks it's a snickers commercial. Lost respect for him as a actor after that.
 
Hey man, fuck Mike Chang.

Money509 said:
This liberty mutual one
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Aww man. What's your problem with Eurasian Chloe Grace Moretz?

I guess her name would be Rory Glaze Molest.

JbModest said:
I actually think that one's funny. Plus, the Asian chick was kind of cute.
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She's been in a few commercials. I like her. I think she's got some chops to her. Unfortunately, she reads like she's in her thirties, and acting gigs are brutal for women in their thirties.
 
Any commercial where the person looks sad due to their faulty product, but once they try the As Seen on TV gadget, they have this shit eating, cat that ate the canary, stupid ass, grin on their fucking face.
 
Mike Chang, that Chinese six pack shortcut mother fucker.

Rather than show one of his commercials, here he is getting roasted by IE.

 
Most Geico commercials (e.g. Europe playing "The Final Countdown").
Most commercials involving NASCAR drivers that are shown during the races.
This is an old one, but the Honda Odyssey Minivan where they played Crazy Train, and there was a token black kid in the back.
Bud Light with Ken Jeong (that dude is so damn annoying).
 
I hate this commercial purely based on the fact Im bound to see it 3-4 times in the morning watching the news. Cant stand the song in it.
 
Cant believe nobody has mentioned those annoying nationwide commercials with peyton manning...
 
Horse Style said:
It's one of those things where people think the "I am never getting/having..." lines are just what young people say and when they "grow up", they change their mind.

Also, going by the theme of the commercial, when he says "I am never letting go..." shouldn't the next scene be of him letting go and leaving his kids? lol
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That actually happens in the full length version. You see him digging a trench in the woods with a rolled up rug hanging out of his trunk as he says "I'm never getting caught for this." Followed by the final scene with him getting butt raped in prison.
 
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