That's awesome. Welcome to the elder gods, little girl!
"THE KILLING JOKE? Sounds like something for my eight year old."
Tell me. Was it the Brian Bolland cover that didn't quite -- but definitely did -- seem like like a Calvin Klein ad for rape and murder?
Parents? Know what your children are ingesting, before they ingest it and before you hand it to them. Unlike Barbara Gordon, you don't get to give out retcons. You know, because they're not anybody else's kids.
Allegedly.
Call someone's kids illegitimate in real life and you'll have real life problems, Keyboard Warrior.
Stick to the thread topic. That's out of line.
My wife didn't know anything about Batman comics or Alan Moore, she obviously thought the Joker on the cover was the typical bad guy who gets stopped by Batman at the end of every comic before he gets the chance to do any real damage. Those rules may have applied to comics in the early days, but comic fans know Alan Moore doesn't operate like that.
Luckily our daughter didn't have the faintest idea what rape is, she just couldn't understand why Batman wasn't able to stop the Joker sooner. She knows what "killing" is, she just doesn't want to see it happen to Batgirl. You can't tell your eight year old "well honey, the guy who wrote this Batman comic doesn't give two shits about Batgirl and has tons of sexual fantasies" you just say "I understand___" (*insert my daughters name here, because 1. it's not part of forum policy and 2. Sherdoggers clearly can't be trusted when assholes like Fish try to write a "welcome to the adult club, little girl" addressed to a fucking eight year old girl) "but the Joker is the bad guy, so he does bad things until he's defeated."
...Seriously Fish. Get your shit together. You're not sweet-talking someone's eight year old daughter, you fucking psychopath. You're replying to her father.
I posted the story because our daughter took it like a champ, went back to bed, and we averted the major disaster (League of Extraordinary Gentleman is far worse.) I just thought it was hilariously terrifying that Alan Moore comics show up in the children's section. That's probably happening in libraries everywhere.