Comedian's who aren't funny

[Hitman81]

How the hell did Fallon of all people even get his show? Those late-night shows are premium gigs. Letterman, Leno, Conan all make 20+ million a year. Jon Stewart makes 15 mill. Hell, even Craig Ferguson (who sucks) makes 12 mill. Those guys make bank. They easily could have found someone funnier and with the type of salary they make you'd think people would be lining up for the job.

Eh, people like him. He has a lot of redeeming qualities even if he's not the funniest guy around. I've never heard anyone say anything bad about him outside of he's not that funny.

 

[Admles]

Russel Brand.

One of the most unfunny people I've ever seen.

Major props for nailing Katy Perry, however.

 

[DrBdan]

There's definitely something to be said for seeing a comedian live vs. watching clips online. I saw Joe Rogan live and I was surprised at how consistently I laughed.

 

[PolishHeadlock]

I saw Carrot Top at the early stages of his standup career on tv (early 90's) and then saw him live in Vegas back in 2005. Not only was he funny, but he didn't recycle any of the jokes that I knew him for.

I enjoy carrot top also.

Gallagher is the shit too. He is known for watermelon smashing but his act is much more than that

 

[Dogmayor]

I enjoy carrot top also.

Gallagher is the shit too. He is known for watermelon smashing but his act is much more than that

Gallagher is for people who think Carrot Top is too high brow. Plus he's an ultra-right-wing-racist-homophobe.

 

[huskylord]

I find George Carlin "entertaining"...but not funny.
You can now throw stones at me.

 

[Caution]

Jerry Seinfeld is awful at stand-up.

 

[HereticBD]

Jerry Seinfeld is awful at stand-up.

He's more safe, than awful. There is a place for his brand of standup.

Lisa Lamponelli however, is just putrid.

"Look at me, I'm swearing and talking about sucking big black ****, and I'm woman. I'm so edgy!"

 

[Sir Galahad]

Every time I see Fallon I want to kick his ass. It's not just that he's unfunny, which he is, but there's something incredibly annoying about him. Maybe it's his delivery.

He's just as bad in acting. Should've never left SNL.

 

[lfd0311]

Joe Rogan is absolutely hilarious. Joe Rogan live 2005 is one of the best routines I've ever seen

 

[HereticBD]

Joe Rogan is absolutely hilarious. Joe Rogan live 2005 is one of the best routines I've ever seen

Rogan is one of those guys, where his act isn't all that special, but he has certain moments that are hysterical. He leaves breadcrumbs of brilliance, among his mostly average routine. I love his "Pyramids" rant, for example.

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Brian reagan

if you actually don't like brian regan, i'm going to kick your ass.

 

[Bojovnik Slav]

Dane Cook is the fucking worst, Steve Harvey sucks too. And that Larry Cable guy makes me want to jump out a window.

 

[MeanDean]

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[El Chimpo]

brian regan is hilarious

 

[Naramie]

Anjelah Johnson - She has that one joke about the Vietnamese Nail Salon. I think that's her only joke because every time I've seen her she will do it and then promptly leave the stage. Only redeeming factor is that she's attractive.

Whitney Cummings - Not very funny and annoying voice. But decent to look at.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Jerry Seinfeld is awful at stand-up.

But his ground game is excellent.

 

[Sir Galahad]

SNL was the only place where I could stand him, although he laughed way too much in his own skits. The Barry Gibb Talk Show was classic though, so I have to give him props there.

Yeah he gets props for that skit.

 

[FrankNStein]

Chris Hardwick
Dane Cook
Larry the Cable Guy
Jeff Foxworthy
Iliza Schlesinger
Russell Brand
Jon Reep

Some lesser known, but good ones:

Patrice O'neal
Gerry Dee
Wendy Liebman

 

[El Chimpo]

patrice oneal is not funny? ....ok

or are you saying hes funny?....i am confused