Colby's list of excuses.

another, much more valid excuse is that colby is a depressingly mid fighter
 
Mma fans mostly buy his snake oil though. Most of you take his word that usman faked the low blow and eyepoke in the first fight. Same Colby that calls everyone a cheater and makes excuses. Same Colby that has a history of cheating and lying. Colby shows how gullible and dumb the general public is.
I agree.
It doesn't take much to make MMA fans giggle. The recent interview of his is cringe and I'm talking "I slept with a lot of celebrities" type of cringe and you had a shit ton of people in the comment praising how amazing and cool Colby is.
Jesus Christ.
 
170 lbs. of all American steel and sex appeal, and excuses.
 
Why isn't there a book about him?
He also claimed to have won the second Marty fight.

I think after getting knocked out by Buckley he will tell that he is busy with other stuff and his heart is not in the game anymore
 
In b4 that book cover that inevitably shows up in excuse threads.
 


Interesting fact worth noting.

War Colby he will win a comfortable unanimous vs buckley

Not that wild of a stat, considering he fights lightweights and 40 year olds on losing streaks. Dude dodges contenders like the plague to rank squat and do his dumb schtick to shithole states.

He hasn't even beaten a current UFC fighter in like 6 years lmao, and that was a washed up lightweight.
 
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Is a broken foot an excuse or statement of fact?
It's both, assuming the x-ray is legit. The break is non-displaced on the top of the foot, so while it would have hurt it wouldn't have had nearly the effect on movement or footwork of a heel/ankle/big toe break (compare to Gane's foot), but would have been more serious than Conor's pinky toe injury. It would have significantly limited kicking with the broken foot, but probably doesn't explain his overall lack of effort.
 
Update.

Excuses after Buckly:
Came off the couch.
No training camp.
Stopped it due to a cut.
I was warming up.
I was campaigning with Trump and getting him ready.
 
1st Usman loss:
Food poisoning.
Bad reffing.
Marc Goddard grabbed him too roughly and took his energy away.

2nd Usman loss:
Bad judging
Usman on PEDs.
Usman cheated again.
Idk.

Leon Loss:
I broke my foot on the first kick.
Trained at 9000 square feet above sea level and got high-altitude pulmonary edema.
Judges hated Trump and me.

Why isn't there a book about him?


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he means this meme
 
Yeah he's a p bad loser.

Not accepting a loss - even if any or all of these things were true - is mad lame.

He should become buddies with Nate Diaz, they have a lot in common here.

No matter what the reasons (as there's reasons for everything in existence), just be like 'fair enough, better man won, I'll be back', get 100 x more respect.
 
You know, coming out to Kurt angle and Hogan's music, would have been cool for just about anybody, but it's just wasted on this guy. He sucks, in every imaginable way. Not a good talker, no charisma, not an exciting style and cant win fights anymore.

Im willing to bet Hogan left after round 1, since the budget ran out on him being there
 
Update.

I was campaigning with Trump and getting him ready.
See now that's actually funny. He should have just said that.

But even good lines suck because he cant deliver them good. Its all rehearsed and lame.
 
We should all be glad that he didn't lose (in his mind). This way he'll go into another fight and take an even worse beating this time.

He really should try to budget those brain cells though as he seems to be running low.
 
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