News Colby embarrassing himself yet again

Holy fuck, dude was trying to brag about how much pussy another man might get.. weird ass behaviour
The poster is a fucking joke of himself. He's making fun of absolutes, like "believe all women," but there's 2 problems. One is, no one is believing her because of an absolute, they're doing so because, based on past history of honesty on sexual partners, she is the more believable party. And two, ironically, HE is the one dealing in absolutes because he lives by the mantra "disbelieve all women."

Making fun of himself so we don't have to. Gotta appreciate the efficiency

They shouldnt bother joining up. Colby cant win and Sonnen cant fight.
They could fight each other and repeat the fingerpoke of doom spot
 
"if it keeps going he's going to lose the whole eyelid"

I'm with the doctor.

Also I scored round 1 a 10-8 and had Colby down 30-26 at the end of round 3.
The people who can't tell the difference between an awful cut above someone's eyebrow vs a bad cut on someone's eyelid are the people dumb enough to be Colby fans in the first place
 
The poster is a fucking joke of himself. He's making fun of absolutes, like "believe all women," but there's 2 problems. One is, no one is believing her because of an absolute, they're doing so because, based on past history of honesty on sexual partners, she is the more believable party. And two, ironically, HE is the one dealing in absolutes because he lives by the mantra "disbelieve all women."

Making fun of himself so we don't have to. Gotta appreciate the efficiency


They could fight each other and repeat the fingerpoke of doom spot

also she has 0 reason to lie.
I mean the woman is literally a whore/ escort and porn star.
Its not like she hasn't banged some low life and in many cases in +100 film.
 
The people who can't tell the difference between an awful cut above someone's eyebrow vs a bad cut on someone's eyelid are the people dumb enough to be Colby fans in the first place

The ultimate irony is Colby trying to call the Doc a DEI hire while not realizing he's a DEI fighter that Dana kept around to appeal to pillow fisted rednecks.
 
I banged Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Megan Fox and none of them publicly came out and said it wasn't true ;)
 
because his fans are weirdos

. . . I'm kinda a fan lol.

I mean, more for just the dumb entertainment value he provides than anything else.

If I was an american and actually understood half the stuff he's talking about, I'd probably like him a lot less, I imagine. Took me ages to figure out what the hell the whole MAGA thing was lol.
 
I'm no Colby fan and I posted that he would get crushed in this fight. But, to be fair, that 3rd round was starting to go Colby's way. It might have been interesting had the fight continued.
 
Colby should be lucky he's ranked in the top 10 still.
Not really. It makes it harder to book him for a fight. There's no reason any ranked fighter would want a fight with him. Sure, he's an easy win at this point, but he does little to advance the career of anyone top 20 - he's not good enough or highly ranked enough - and he's also unlikely to enable a highlight reel performance bonus finish. He should be at best gatekeeper to the ranked fighters (beat Colby and you get an 11-15 fighter next).
 
Honestly don't give a shit about Colby's personality, he pulled a heel role out, probably made 100x more than he would've had he been generic. Whatever doesn't bother me.

My problem is after his 2019 fight with Usman (which was a great fight), he only fought once per year since. His 2 wins were against guys who only had 1 more fight in UFC before they retired, and their opponents after beat them sooner.

I would've been a fan had he grinded any of the real active WW's down with his style. It's crazy I didn't even notice he spent another year off after Leon fight, and he still looked just as bad and inactive in the fight. UFC let him keep his rank so fucking long, and other fighters are noticing you don't have to do anything to float your ranking.
 
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