News Colby embarrassing himself yet again

avenue94 said:
DEI doctor may be one of the greatest post-fight excuses I've seen.
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I wonder what the cageside doctor in Colby's next fight, should that happen, will think of it.

"Colby's got three broken ribs, two eyes swollen shut, and a taint gash that makes Irene Aldana's cut look like a scratch? Sure, he can continue fighting."
 
sometimes i think he's just country simple and other times i think he's on the spectrum or something. i do think there is something actually wrong with him, he doesn't do things normally.
 
Mohawk Banditó said:
"I'm a 4th/5th round fighter"

Ignoring the fact that would still lose him the fight 3-2 rounds, let's examine that.

RDA- Strongest round was 3rd, worst round was 4th

Lawler- Robbie was never in this fight, but Colby's strongest rounds were 1 and especially 2. Slowed down as the fight went on.

Usman 1- Won the first round & second round on the scorecards, then got stopped in the 5th

Woodley- Won every round, Woodley was never in the fight up all the way to his weird fluke injury.

Usman 2- The first time he's right. He won round 4 and took some scores on 3 and 5.

Masvidal- Another fight his opponent was never in and this one's 50-50 on that theory. Best rounds were 3 and 5, worst rounds were 2 and 4.

Edwards- I guess you could say 4 and 5 were his strongest rounds here, since they were the only rounds he tried. Won round 5
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Welp, anyone that argues with that is completely delusional.

So many receipts, you'd pass an audit.
 
lsa said:
Remember when Colby lied about banging a porn whore and she called him out for lying about it?
Not even chicks that gets paid wants to have sex with him.


good times good times.
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"Porn whore." Sound more bitter and conservative. Classic sherdog.
 
CerebralKnievel said:
"Porn whore." Sound more bitter and conservative. Classic sherdog.
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ok?
Adult content creator and consultant in sexual services.
Better?
I dont know what you think I should call a woman that does gang bangs and DPs on camera, and also charge for sex with strangers.
I am sorry if I offended you.. or your mother.
 
Let's all embrace that narrative, although it's dumb and wrong.
He will get a higher ranked opponent that way and gets sparked again.
It was really entertaining to see Colby get beat up.

And hey he kinda saved the card.
 
lsa said:
ok?
Adult content creator and consultant in sexual services.
Better?
I dont know what you think I should call a woman that does gang bangs and DPs on camera, and also charge for sex with strangers.
I am sorry if I offended you.. or your mother.
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Childish insults to top off your bitter misogyny. Another loser on sherdog - nail biting shocker.
 
HHJ said:
They shouldnt bother joining up. Colby cant win and Sonnen cant fight.
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Sonnen in his people was a far better and more active fighter than Colby could hope to be.
 
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Kwic said:
Prates vs Colby, book it. We would check if Prates has some wrestling and we would also get to see Colby KOed most likely.
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Colby's finally been relegated to the role of building up rising names so we may very well get to see it.
 
Kwic said:
Prates vs Colby, book it. We would check if Prates has some wrestling and we would also get to see Colby KOed most likely.
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When Prates wins, Colby disappears from the rankings and Prates . . . moves up one spot because Colby disappeared from the rankings. Colby isn't good enough to move someone else's ranking anymore. Why should Prates want this fight?
 
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