Crime Cohen’s Opening Statement Ahead of House Testimony



When a man really loves and honors his 3rd wife, he has his criminal lawyer payoff the two porn stars he was banging 10 years after the affairs ended, out of love and respect for his family. It has nothing to do him running for president, and him trying to keep the affairs from his party, which is calling for him to drop out following a tape of him saying how he can grab women by the pussy because he is rich and famous. It is like the GOP base has always said: A marriage is between 1 heterosexual man, his 3rd wife who used to do soft core homosexual porn, 1 active soft core porn star, and 1 bisexual hardcore porn star.
 
You're aware Cohen is going to jail for lying under oath, correct?

You're also aware that a desperate man will do desperate things, correct?
Like provide documents of crimes of others as well as names of others who have additional corroborating evidence?
 
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I wonder which one? I don't think Jay Sekulow is that stupid.
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https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/05/03/us/politics/president-trumps-lawyers.html
 
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I would actually be shocked if Milania does not divorce Trump soon.

If he gets indicted by SDNY and RICO'd (either now or when out of office) and he loses those cases, he will lose everything. He will be left with no assets. Milania will be left with no assets. If she divorces him prior she will get her pre-nup agreed amount, safe and secure in her control and I doubt they would go after her for it.

Strategically she is taking a big risk staying with a guy she can hardly hide her disdain for

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This is actually very sad because Trump is saying beautiful things to the love of his life, Ivanka and Melania thought he was saying then to her.
 
You're aware Cohen is going to jail for lying under oath, correct?

You're also aware that a desperate man will do desperate things, correct?

Like provide documents of crimes of others as well as names of others who have additional corroborating evidence?

From the same guy who’d fire an employee for taking notes.
 
You're aware Cohen is going to jail for lying under oath, correct?

You're also aware that a desperate man will do desperate things, correct?

This is a narrative that I keep hearing from right wing sheep:

1. How is a house committee going to get the SDNY to reduce his sentence, especially when Cohen isn't fully cooperating with the SDNY?
2. Cohen gets more jail time if he lies, and he has the entire GOP looking for him to miss dotting an i or crossing a t to discredit him and punish him for flipping on Trump.
3. The whole damn criminal justice system is based on informants and people flipping. Stop acting like it's this new thing the Dems came up with to stop Trump from making American great again. Gotti, Bulger, and Little Nicky Scarfo. etc., were taken down by the testimony and evidence from some of the worst criminals in American history, guys that murdered and tortured other Americans, and one of the most helpful informants of all time is a guy other mafia guys called the "Grim Reaper". Cohen is a fucking eagle scout compared to those monsters.

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From the same guy who’d fire an employee for taking notes.
I would fire anyone who was taking secret notes of my private meetings, absolutely.

And so would you or any other reasonable person trying to run an organization.
 
You're aware Cohen is going to jail for lying under oath, correct?

You're also aware that a desperate man will do desperate things, correct?
You're aware of what the word corroboration means, correct?
 
Don't forget the Carter page FISA warrant. Apparently investigating a corrupt creep engaging with foreign interests is 'illegal / against his rights'.

@bobgeese you've been getting shit on so much lately you should star in the 2 Girls 1 Cup sequel. Trump can co-star he already likes that stuff.
A warrant obtained from a report from a foreigner who was paid by Clinton/DNC's law firm?
 
You're aware Cohen is going to jail for lying under oath, correct?

You're also aware that a desperate man will do desperate things, correct?

And yet we watch our justice system send people to prison everyday using the testimony of people they promised reduced sentences for who who were committing the same crimes.
 
When a man really loves and honors his 3rd wife, he has his criminal lawyer payoff the two porn stars he was banging 10 years after the affairs ended, out of love and respect for his family. It has nothing to do him running for president, and him trying to keep the affairs from his party, which is calling for him to drop out following a tape of him saying how he can grab women by the pussy because he is rich and famous. It is like the GOP base has always said: A marriage is between 1 heterosexual man, his 3rd wife who used to do soft core homosexual porn, 1 active soft core porn star, and 1 bisexual hardcore porn star.

MAGA Triangle Defense

  1. I don't care
  2. Hilary did the same
  3. He'll walk
 
This is actually very sad because Trump is saying beautiful things to the love of his life, Ivanka and Melania thought he was saying then to her.

It's a Cersei Lannister sort of thing. He only fucks those who are in his line, and look like him. Eric just wishes he was included.
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Even Epstein passed me over. I had to try to read a book on that plane ride.
 
A warrant obtained from a report from a foreigner who was paid by Clinton/DNC's law firm?

LOL, you are seriously parroting the "foreigner" line from Jim Jordan!!!!<Dany07>

FYI, the "foreigner", Christopher Steele, was formerly the head of the intelligence desk for all things Russia for MI6, he was deep cover as a British diplomat in the former Soviet Union.

And FYI, the FISA warrant was not obtained based on the Steele Dossier.

And FYI, as for the report, the Fusion GPS investigation was originally funded by a "never Trumper" and the funding stopped after it was clear that Trump was the GOP candidate in May of 2016, and then the Dems took over. The man at Fusion GPS though who wanted to keep it going though was Glenn Simpson, because of his concerns about Trump's "sinister" Russian ties, not as a partisan hack for Clinton: "I had no interest in working for Hillary fucking Clinton, I covered those people, Hillary and Bill Clinton for years. They were an old fashioned political machine."

By the time the Dems took over, Simpson already had intelligence suggesting that the Russians might be seeking to influence the election on behalf of Trump, before Simpson recruited Steele
, hoping that Steele's history investigating Russian influence operations in western Europe would allow him to pick up intelligence on what the Russians were doing in the US, but he did not tell him the intelligence he already had that the Russians might be seeking to influence the election on behalf of Trump. He told Steele "Tell me what Trump's been doing over there" and they agreed to a 30 day contract with an option to renew for $30K. Steele was already working on projects in Russia for other clients involved in commercial litigation, and he though he could "easily hand this new assignment to his contacts in Russia whom he paid to search out information and prepare reports."

And from the New Yorker: "Within a few weeks, two or three of Steele’s long-standing collectors came back with reports drawn from Orbis’s larger network of sources. Steele looked at the material and, according to people familiar with the matter, asked himself, “Oh, my God—what is this?” He called in Burrows, who was normally unflappable. Burrows realized that they had a problem. As Simpson later put it, “We threw out a line in the water, and Moby-Dick came back.”

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/03/12/christopher-steele-the-man-behind-the-trump-dossier
 
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LOL, you are seriously parroting the "foreigner" line from Jim Jordan!!!!<Dany07>

FYI, the foreigner, Christopher Steele, was formerly the head of the intelligence desk for all things Russia for MI6, he was deep cover as a British diplomat in the former Soviet Union.

And FYI, the FISA warrant was not obtained based on the Steele Dossier.

And FYI, as for the report, the Fusion GPS investigation was originally funded by a "never Trumper" and the funding stopped after it was clear that Trump was the GOP candidate in May of 2016, and then the Dems took over. The man at Fusion GPS though who wanted to keep it going though was Glenn Simpson, because of his concerns about Trump's "sinister" Russian ties, not as a partisan hack for Clinton: "I had no interest in working for Hillary fucking Clinton, I covered those people, Hillary and Bill Clinton for years. They were an old fashioned political machine."

By the time the Dems took over, Simpson already had intelligence suggesting that the Russians might be seeking to influence the election on behalf of Trump, before Simpson recruited Steele
, hoping that Steele's history investigating Russian influence operations in western Europe would allow him to pick up intelligence on what the Russians were doing in the US, but he did not tell him the intelligence he already had that the Russians might be seeking to influence the election on behalf of Trump. He told Steele "Tell me what Trump's been doing over there" and they agreed to a 30 day contract with an option to renew for $30K. Steele was already working on projects in Russia for other clients involved in commercial litigation, and he though he could "easily hand this new assignment to his contacts in Russia whom he paid to search out information and prepare reports."

And from the New Yorker: "Within a few weeks, two or three of Steele’s long-standing collectors came back with reports drawn from Orbis’s larger network of sources. Steele looked at the material and, according to people familiar with the matter, asked himself, “Oh, my God—what is this?” He called in Burrows, who was normally unflappable. Burrows realized that they had a problem. As Simpson later put it, “We threw out a line in the water, and Moby-Dick came back.”

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/03/12/christopher-steele-the-man-behind-the-trump-dossier

Trump could go on air and announce his love for Enriqua, his mistress, who is actually a pile of used condoms. The MAGA troupe would be like "You guys are listening to a pile of used condoms!!" and not get the insane joke that they are a part of.
 
I would fire anyone who was taking secret notes of my private meetings, absolutely.

And so would you or any other reasonable person trying to run an organization.

Well, it so happens that unreliable people often surround themselves with equally unreliable folks. The sad fact is that anything you can lament Cohen for, you should be lamenting Trump for, on a much larger scale. Your defense is essentially along the lines of the President being too stupid to spot people hedging their bets in his criminal enterprise.

Cohen brought documents to back his assertions.
 
A man after Trump's own heart. <45>

He is right though, "desperate men do desperate things"...Let's look at some real world examples, Trump firing Comey to "relieve great pressure" from the Russia investigation was a "desperate man doing desperate things", Trump trying to get Sessions to resign because Jeff wouldn't protect him from the DOJ surrounding the Russia investigation was "desperate man doing desperate things", Trump trying to fire Mueller but having to get walked back from the edge was "a desperate man trying to desperate things" (not to mention him and his people lying about him not thinking about firing Mueller) Trump breaking with tradition and putting unqualified and sweaty Matt Whitaker in as acting AG over several senate confirmed cabinet members was a "desperate man doing desperate things", Trump having his new lawyers read through and alter the testimony of his long time fixer/lawyer's testimony about Trump Tower Russia was a "desperate man doing desperate things".
 
He is right though, "desperate men do desperate things"...Let's look at some real world examples, Trump firing Comey to "relieve great pressure" from the Russia investigation was a "desperate man doing desperate things", Trump trying to get Sessions to resign because Jeff wouldn't protect him from the DOJ surrounding the Russia investigation was "desperate man doing desperate things", Trump trying to fire Mueller but having to get walked back from the edge was "a desperate man trying to desperate things" (not to mention him and his people lying about him not thinking about firing Mueller) Trump breaking with tradition and putting unqualified and sweaty Matt Whitaker in as acting AG over several senate confirmed cabinet members was a "desperate man doing desperate things", Trump having his new lawyers read through and alter the testimony of his long time fixer/lawyer's testimony about Trump Tower Russia was a "desperate man doing desperate things".

We are arguing with people who listen to the words of Rudy Giuliani with seriousness, even now. They will see a guy pioneer the usage of the RICO statutes and bust up the Five NY families, then decades later pretend as if litigators flipping someone in a criminal case is outlaw behavior.
 
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