News Coffee will be the next big shortage!

[SSgt Dickweed]

Real Talk: This is just one manifestation of a global food crisis brewing (pun intended).

-World population rising
-Megacities forming / people leaving small towns
-Climate Change
-Class warfare/ Wealth gap
-Every society shits on farmers even if they are a vital group in everyday life, and yet decade by decade there is less incentive to be a farmer no matter which country they're in.

We're fucked.

 

[Robocok]

I dont even remember the last time I drank coffee. Never understood peoples need for the stuff.

It can give you energy, it's good for your brain, and it's an antioxidant.

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

Buying now to be safe

 

[Inoffensive1]

I'm skint but was spending what little I had on the beans. This on top of it would be dreadful news.

 

[Inoffensive1]

Buying now to be safe

That's for me.
Operation Coffee Stash commence.

 

[BJ@LW&WW]

Oh no!, then how will all the soy boys and cucks get their morning fix of caffeine?

lol wtf? do you associated coffee consumption with being unmanly?

 

[Tone C]

My partner is going to slit my throat...

...or bankrupt us due to an overwhelming drive to purchase rare coffee for £500 a bean...

Fucked either way...

We'll miss you.

 

[GoofMaster93]

lol wtf? do you associated coffee consumption with being unmanly?

Yes. It's also been proven that not only is caffeine addictive but it also lowers testosterone production

 

[mb23100]

Tea is way better anyway

 

[Robocok]

Yes. It's also been proven that not only is caffeine addictive but it also lowers testosterone production

Bullshit

 

[Strychnine]

I planned ahead.

 

[ralphc1]

I've never drank coffee but I've worked with several people who couldn't function without it. There are some people who seem to have a cup permanently attached to their hand.

 

[MilesAbove]

Tea and synthetic caffeine. Problem solved. Caffeine is the thing people like. It's the drug. The vehicle it travels in is secondary.

 

[elwani]

As long as it’s not p0rn it’s fine

 

[Renard]

Realistically there won't be a shortage, just an adjustment of price reflecting higher rarity. Less coffee for poor people...

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

They really do want another world war don’t they..?

 

[Robocok]

Tea and synthetic caffeine. Problem solved. Caffeine is the thing people like. It's the drug. The vehicle it travels in is secondary.

It's not the same. That's like saying that you'll replace drinking alcohol with a pill or something. I want different flavors and aromas.

 

[raty tat tat]

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

I blame the trophy hunters

 

[TeTe]

Is this another one of these made up shortages to drive prices up like with oil and lumber?