CM Punk First "Pro" UFC photoshoot

[MacDre]

I'm going to laugh so hard if the AC won't license him. With 0 fights ever I wouldn't be surprised if they denied him a license. If they give him a license, is that not clearly corruption? lol

 

[catsforsale]

Honestly you people need to realise that the 'lower' guys in the UFC aren't as good as you think they are. Punk will do fine in the UFC. By fine I mean he isn't going to get embarrassed, as much as you guys would love him to.

 

[BoogerDawson]

Pretty much the equivalent of this:

They both have the same amount of fight experience.

That kid has that look in his eye and also a beer gut.

 

[TheScorpionDude]

Titties

 

[Chubz]

Soon to be the GOAT. He'll have the last laugh.

 

[ABSthetics]

He's not dead.

The fuck you mean, mate? I donated like $200 to his funeral fundraiser thing back in the day.

God damnit.

 

[Wolf Of Sherdog]

Not to fighter bash but he is basicly not a fighter yet anyway..It seriously looks like he never trained a day in his life with that stance /guard and his body? Wasnt he dropping weight and stuff ? I dont know how he looked before but i thought atleast he was in ok shape like the rest of the wrestlers

 

[Phoenix Down]

I don't see him doing very well in MMA.

I don't see him every fighting in the Octagon. Ever.

 

[ABSthetics]

^ I kind of agree.

 

[MTNinja]

For fuck's sake man I'm 201-0 in streetfights. Read it and weep.

Can you tell me the gym where you "train UFC"? I need to pick up some tips.

 

[ABSthetics]

Not to fighter bash but he is basicly not a fighter yet anyway..It seriously looks like he never trained a day in his life with that stance /guard and his body? Wasnt he dropping weight and stuff ? I dont know how he looked before but i thought atleast he was in ok shape like the rest of the wrestlers

He was always skinny fat with very little definition.

He had more muscle mass and held more water weight in his WWE days though.

He's always looked like a bag of greased fuck though tbh.

That muffin top gives Gus' a run for his money.

 

[Emjay]

 

[MTNinja]

Great comparison. First thing that came to mind.

 

[ElLunico]

It's not his physique I'm worried about for his safety. It's his posture/stance. Just screams " Brock Lesnar level striking " with no wrestling pedigree to bail him out.

 

[Emjay]

It's not his physique I'm worried about for his safety. It's his posture/stance. Just screams " Brock Lesnar stand up " to me. Look that that chin so high in the air waiting to get touched lol.

Did he have a fight that I don't know about?

 

[RafailNadull]

This is what 38 year old white males with poor athletic genes look like when they train. Coupled with bad to nonexistent skills in striking, poor skills in BJJ and mediocre skills in (real) wrestling, his complete lack athleticism and advanced age will see him get obliterated.

Unless he fights a complete can in one of the most embarrassing fights ever put on by the UFC in the modern era. Worse than any Kimbo and even Tony fight.

 

[HardStampede**]

Scrolling through them and getting down to the Michael Jordan gif just killed me.

 

[YedMak]

Yeah, he has some gyno tits alright.

That body was making no test whatsoever and has more estrogen running through him than a Lifetime movie.

The only more laughable gyno I've seen recently was Bonnar in his fight with Ortiz. That was hilarious.

ewwwww fuck thats terrible....

they both clearly have a bit of gyno, but bonnars is way worse than punks

i can understand why bonnar still has his if he is short on cash.... but isnt punk pretty well off financially?

gyno surgery is fairly cheap, about $3k.... youd think a famous star that knows he is going to be taking high rez photos and performing on PPV would stop into the cosmetic surgery center and get those nips taken care of.... its a pretty simple procedure.

 

[HOLA]

so many people are spoiled on the chemical body look of alot of fighters.

This is what guys look like who train really hard, they have to eat a ton just to keep any weight on. I wouldn't put much stock in his physique, i'm more concerned with his technique and ability to protect himself in a fight.

Browski, your average high school wrestler looks in much better shape.

 

[ABSthetics]

ewwwww fuck thats terrible....

they both clearly have a bit of gyno, but bonnars is way worse than punks

i can understand why bonnar still has his if he is short on cash.... but isnt punk pretty well off financially?

gyno surgery is fairly cheap, about $3k.... youd think a famous star that knows he is going to be taking high rez photos and performing on PPV would stop into the cosmetic surgery center and get those nips taken care of.... its a pretty simple procedure.

Bonnar got his nice set of tits by not knowing what Post Cycle Therapy is.

Compare what he looked like with Anderson to that trainwreck above.

Looks like he just fell off his PEDS cold turkey and didn't even bother trying to get his body back to normal. His test levels were probably that of a one balled fruit fly and I bet he cried when he saw a wedding commercial on TV.