CM Punk First "Pro" UFC photoshoot

[Mr. Hammer]

He was always skinny fat with very little definition.

He had more muscle mass and held more water weight in his WWE days though.

He's always looked like a bag of greased fuck though tbh.

That muffin top gives Gus' a run for his money.

That pic was from 7 or 8 years ago, Punk has trimmed down considerably since.

He looks worse than he did in the WWE. Like someone else said he was always skinny fat but he had SOME muscle which made him look not this awkward.

 

[ABSthetics]

This is what 38 year old white males with poor athletic genes look like when they train. Coupled with bad to nonexistent skills in striking, poor skills in BJJ and mediocre skills in (real) wrestling, his complete lack athleticism and advanced age will see him get obliterated.

Unless he fights a complete can in one of the most embarrassing fights ever put on by the UFC in the modern era. Worse than any Kimbo and even Tony fight.

KEK. I'm dying laughing atm. So much truth too.

Easy post of the year candidate.

 

[ABSthetics]

That pic was from 7 or 8 years ago, Punk has trimmed down considerably since.

He looks worse than he did in the WWE. Like someone else said he was always skinny fat but he had SOME muscle which made him look not this awkward.

Recent, PhotoShopped out of the ass and still looking like greased fuck.

The UFC pics shows he lost whatever muscle he gained and he probably looks better with the muffin top.

 

[Itachi Uchiha]

I remember when Triple H called him a skinny fat ass.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Honestly you people need to realise that the 'lower' guys in the UFC aren't as good as you think they are. Punk will do fine in the UFC. By fine I mean he isn't going to get embarrassed, as much as you guys would love him to.

You need to realize they are WAY better than you think they are.

 

[kdday]

damn they even photoshopped james toneys titties out, no love for cm punk

 

[Hard Charger]

swole









nipples

 

[YedMak]

Bonnar got his nice set of tits by not knowing what Post Cycle Therapy is.

Compare what he looked like with Anderson to that trainwreck above.

Looks like he just fell off his PEDS cold turkey and didn't even bother trying to get his body back to normal. His test levels were probably that of a one balled fruit fly and I bet he cried when he saw a wedding commercial on TV.

i know WHY and HOW he got them.... im saying why the fuck didnt he get rid of them already

its relatively cheap and easy to get gyno surgery these days.

 

[HOLA]

He looks exactly like someone who would get a Pepsi logo tattoo.

Probably has 3-4 a day.

 

[tkotom]

Lol what's this from?

 

[XStr8EdgeX]

CM Punk has never been one of those super ripped guys so I don't know what everyone was expecting physique really doesn't matter all that much

 

[yookfarb]

damn, he looks exactly like some average joe who works out about a half hour a week...

Perfect

 

[Bagatur]

he looks soft. only people with great skills can afford that. his age combined with sketchy skills... this is not gonna end well...

 

[Drake]

Hilarious looking.

 

[Joe]

sherdoggers and their love of men of looking tst.

 

[Drake]

Lol what's this from?

I think that's from one of the mod parties. That guy looks just like Nostromo.


I'd post the picture but we don't need wittle ol' HI gettin' dubbed/banned.

 

[irish_thug]

I'm going to laugh so hard if the AC won't license him. With 0 fights ever I wouldn't be surprised if they denied him a license. If they give him a license, is that not clearly corruption? lol

He'll likely have to go through special screening because of his age. But the UFC has stated that they will pair him up with someone of comparable experience.


I'm hoping it's the Green Ranger.

 

[opponent]

He was fit

 

[Coyotexx***]

^^im not sure if you're being sarcastic but in case you ain't that is NOT CMPunk that's Seth Rollins

Punk was never a very lean shredded guy he does have some serious mass on his legs and arms doh....he looks a little skinnier in that shoot but he still has a bit of chub...i expect him to look a little more defined when he does the cut.........also LOL @ idiots still complaining about Punk being in the ufc even doh anything he does is instantly a hot topic on this site that alone shows how much attention the dude garners

 

[fightfan84]

im literally in 10 times better shape then that go