Clubbing/Partying Stories

[bigbangspiritbomb]

went home down south with a girl. She was engaged. dude broke it off. We ended up 'after partying' back at club bigbangspiritbomb. Women love to use their vaginas as a weapon post breakup.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

One time the bar was so rammed my buddy just goes to me and says "watch this" and he fuckin cleared a dance floor with his disgusting molly farts, may have shit his pants in the club

 

[fightingrabbit]

when i was in east-berlin, i went to this warehouse party on a friday night. i didn't leave until monday morning. i did so much shit in that warehouse, holy fuck haha. berlin will always be the party-capital of the world to me.

Excuse me if I find this story outrageous. I mean you must of looked and smelled like a cracked out city transient nearing the end of it. Did you like sleep in there or were you just tweaked out for 2 days.

Not a big fan of clubbing. One of the craziest things that happened to me is that I got drunk and made out all night with a friend. I think she always had something for me.

Had another night at the same club where one dude was screaming at everybody, “I’m in the United States Army bro! I’m a killer! I’m a sergeant in the United States Army bro!!” He got eventually kicked out and then later dragged away by his more sober friend to prevent him from fighting the bouncers.

Yeah but he probably would have destroyed all the tiny korean bouncers.

 

[blackdudebro]

I went to Hermosa Beach with a friend who I haven't seen in years. We had a few shots and then walked to another bar.
As we were walking, my brother calls me and we were talking for a bit and then this 10/10 Spanish chick approached me and says "Hey, let me use your phone!" in her heavy Spanish accent.
I told her "No."
Then she says, "who are you talking to?
I told her "My Brother" and then she says "Let me talk to him."
I hand the phone to her and put my arm around her (just in case she tried to run off with it.)
She puts the phone to her ear and says "Hi, your brother doesn't know, but I have a bikini on underneath my clothes and we are going to get in the water."
I give my friend a weird look like "well, I guess we going to the water."

She passes my phone back to me and the first thing my brother says to me, "Man, you better hit that. I'm going to hang up." Click!

So we (me, her and my friend) make our way down to the water. She was about to take off her top, but stops and says "take off your clothes." To both of us. I look at him and he looks at me and I take off my shirt and shorts and socks and was just in underwear. So she takes off her pants and then looks at my friend and says "why are you getting undressed?"
He says "listen, I totally would, but I'm not wearing any underwear."
I start busting up laughing.
She says, "well that's the only way I'm taking off my top."
He immediately strips down and covers his package.
She says "good." and takes off her top and proceeds to get in the cold ass water like a boss.
My friend and I were already complaining about how cold it was out and this chick just gets in the water like nothing.
So we had to man up and we got in the water. She tries to push me down, but totally wasn't happening and I didn't want to just push her in like a savage. So I just splash her and she shows her tatas.
We get out of the water and go near the lifeguard tower and smoke a J.
As we were smoking, she asked to use my phone again, so I let her and she calls her friend who is back at the bars.
Her friend tells her to come back.
We get our clothes back on and I put my socks in my pocket since they had sand in them.

As we are walking up, she puts my arms around her and walks in front of me and reaches back. She starts stroking me as we are walking. It felt good, but not really since Mr. Johnson was just rubbing on my shorts.
We meet her fried who is also hot as hell and she introduces us to her.
Then we stand in line and I realize "wait, I'm not going to get in the club without socks."
But they let me in anyway. We start dancing and then start making out on the dance floor like a couple of savages.
She whispers in my ear "let's get out of here."
I told her that I have to wait for my friend who was ordering a drink at the bar.
I go to my friend and tell him what's up and he says "dude, go get that."
So me and the Spanish fly leave the club and go back to the beach and head up to the lifeguard tower.
She pulls down my shorts and say "lay down."
She gets on top and rides like crazy.
I happen to look away and in the corner of my eye I see lights approaching us.
I tell her " get off get off, someone is coming."
She gets off and it was the cops.
The officer says "what are you doing up there?"
I reply "just looking at the moon officer."
He says, "well you can't be up there, so get off and leave." and then drives away.

Once he leaves, she pulls down her pants again and leans over the rail of the tower and says "more papi, more."
So I'm in it and she going crazy and I look to the left and see another officer patrolling.
We both pull up our pants and walk towards her hotel.
As we're in the lobby, she says I can't come up because the guy who got them the room is going to be there.

I was like "okay, I'm out."
I tried calling my friend to see where he was at, but he didn't answer.
I had no cash on me and uber didn't exist back then. So I had to walk from Hermosa Beach to Inglewood.
I'd say it was worth it since she was 10/10.

Cliffs: nah... probably worth the read.

 

[milliniar]

i'm part of the sex in the bar bathroom club, then the regular bar stuff with booze and drugs and scoring hot bitches.

 

[weed]

enjoy

once at Crobar there was this fucking MEGA fight where this dude was getting his ass beat by a few dudes on the main dance floor. there was a perfectly formed circled within the crowd surrounding them due to this, music & lights still blasting. that was round 1. then the bouncers came, didn't do jack shit to the other guys & proceeded to further destroy the already beaten up dude into a fucking bloody mess which was round 2. there was blood everywhere on the dance floor, visibly glistening with splats, mini puddles & streaks from the lights. the dude's shirt was white in the beginning & then bloody red/ black at the end. the whole time during both rounds, said dude had his girlfriend (who was fucked up on God knows what) half assedly trying to help him, & trying to dance at the same time. like you could see her struggling to focus between partying & with the emergency at hand.

so later after the bouncers carried the poor dude out & all was said & done, there was that awkward moment where the crowd was silent, fucked up & still in the perfectly parted circle formation from the ass beating that just took place, except it was now empty with all fight participants gone - till this one brave explosive dude just grooved his way into the center of it & everyone took after him & the dance floor action resumed. they filled the circle all on top of the bloody mess with zero fucks given.

I witnessed the entire thing from the bar just a few feet away dying from absolute laughter. we hit it off with the super cute bartender because we too were able to recognize how ridiculous the entire series of events was & she gave us a few shots for free on the house, saying shit like that always happens.

fucking miss that place.

 

[RetiredSlave]

Eh I got nothing too interesting. Pussy grabbing and rabbit punches, s'bout all I got. Standard stuff, was always more into brick houses made outta wood than clubs.

 

[AgentSmecker]

I Got my nose broken by some hoe at a nighclub once. I was sitting at a table with my amigo talking to some bishes and this crazy hoe came over screaming at me that i had beaten up her cousin. I doubt this was true and I had no idea who the fuck she was but she wasnt happy and she punched me right on the bugle and blood shot out all over my nice white shirt. Now i'm rather upset but even then i dont hit her but i stand up and toss the table Jebus style. Shes in my face screaming and i gently put my hand over her face and push her so she goes on her ass and skids across the dance floor. I go to leave but her 3 crazed banshee friends attack me
and pull me down by the hair and start kicking me in the face with their heels. By this time I've had enough and I put them all on their asses. Some guys standing by look like they are thinking of being heroes but think better of it. I get escorted out but realise my phone has been lost in the fracas and the bouncers wont let me back in or go look for it so I put the nut on one of them. I get wrestled to the ground and just at that the cops show up. I got charged with a few assaults, bop and also giving a false name.... I told them my name was Max Cady. Ah the good old days

 

[bigbangspiritbomb]

I always get a kick outta hearing these. Mine aren't anything special, just the usual getting cups of vomit thrown at me, filling the dancefloor with uppercuts, etc.

Went clubbing down south. Went home with a couple of American girls. My buddy smashed on the balcony, I smushed in the bed, and my buddy slammed in the bathroom. Woke up with two girls in bed and a horrible hand over.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Wait wut?

 

[bigbangspiritbomb]

I got a great story. One time my buddies and I went to a club. I was drunk before I got there. We paid a $20 cover and I remember the beers costing like $7/bottle. I remember drinking even more and trying to pick up these girls.

I then remember getting frustrated with the lack of sluts showing interest in me, and sat down and sulked and drank more. Then I remember we hit up Taco Bell on the way home and I said how I was "this close" to getting it on with this chick. I then took the food back to my bedroom and ate like a beast. That helped hide the pain until I was done eating. Then, I masturbated to the idea of what I would have done with the girl at the club had she not rejected me. I then fell asleep and woke up in the morning.

Absolutely pathetic brah.

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That feel of meeting a random chick, smashing her rotten, and then fapping into her face/mouth. Feels good man.

Dudes like this dude I fear a life of cuckoldry and raising the alpha male's babies after woman's best years of sexual market value have been squandered as booty call.

Step your game up kuz

 

[bigbangspiritbomb]

I Got my nose broken by some hoe at a nighclub once. I was sitting at a table with my amigo talking to some bishes and this crazy hoe came over screaming at me that i had beaten up her cousin. I doubt this was true and I had no idea who the fuck she was but she wasnt happy and she punched me right on the bugle and blood shot out all over my nice white shirt. Now i'm rather upset but even then i dont hit her but i stand up and toss the table Jebus style. Shes in my face screaming and i gently put my hand over her face and push her so she goes on her ass and skids across the dance floor. I go to leave but her 3 crazed banshee friends attack me
and pull me down by the hair and start kicking me in the face with their heels. By this time I've had enough and I put them all on their asses. Some guys standing by look like they are thinking of being heroes but think better of it. I get escorted out but realise my phone has been lost in the fracas and the bouncers wont let me back in or go look for it so I put the nut on one of them. I get wrestled to the ground and just at that the cops show up. I got charged with a few assaults, bop and also giving a false name.... I told them my name was Max Cady. Ah the good old days

Dude I would have GNP like Tyler Durdan fight club style. Step up like a man, wear a fucking helmet skank. Here comes my right.

Wait wut?

 

[FierceRedBelt]

I talked to a girl once. I'd call that a party.

 

[KhabibTheBeagle]

I talked to a girl once. I'd call that a party.

I didn't create this thread to promote that kind of radical behaviour.

Move along, maverick

 

[AgentSmecker]

Dude I would have GNP like Tyler Durdan fight club style. Step up like a man, wear a fucking helmet skank. Here comes my right.

Wait wut?

Her skanky buddies bodies all hit the floor pretty hard for their sins so they had her to thank for that. Fortunately only one appeared in court and she choose not to identify me so I never got done wit smackin any bitches up... just headbutting the bouncer and giving the false name.

 

[curryjunkie]

I always get a kick outta hearing these. Mine aren't anything special, just the usual getting cups of vomit thrown at me, filling the dancefloor with uppercuts, etc.

true story
i was at the head of about 20 buses and vans on our way to a rave, down little country lanes, met a roadblock
the assistant chief constable of wiltshire told me to turn around and fuck off out of the county,
i had no tax on the van and 150 tabs of acid hidden in a speaker in the back,
we had to reverse for a quarter mile cos the buses couldnt turn in the lane, took 4 hours to find a route past the roadblocks,
got to site, set up, too many people there for the coppers to break it up, so it was party time.
tripped my nuts off for two days.....the good old days

 

[KhabibTheBeagle]

true story
i was at the head of about 20 buses and vans on our way to a rave, down little country lanes, met a roadblock
the assistant chief constable of wiltshire told me to turn around and fuck off out of the county,
i had no tax on the van and 150 tabs of acid hidden in a speaker in the back,
we had to reverse for a quarter mile cos the buses couldnt turn in the lane, took 4 hours to find a route past the roadblocks,
got to site, set up, too many people there for the coppers to break it up, so it was party time.
tripped my nuts off for two days.....the good old days

Thats sounds like a mad one. Never been or to a rave, but I plan to go in the Summer.

 

[DevilsLettuce]

My buddies used to throw raves and I hate techno - One time we had our cars pulled inside the fenced off area of the venue so it was my sanctuary of hip hop and chronic. We were all chilling in the car smoking and a buddy asked for a water.. other buddy in the front seat looks around, and hands him a bottle from the glove box. Buddy takes a big drink and then starts coughing and spitting it out like WTF -- It was GHB in a water bottle. Good times.

 

[KhabibTheBeagle]

My buddies used to throw raves and I hate techno - One time we had our cars pulled inside the fenced off area of the venue so it was my sanctuary of hip hop and chronic. We were all chilling in the car smoking and a buddy asked for a water.. other buddy in the front seat looks around, and hands him a bottle from the glove box. Buddy takes a big drink and then starts coughing and spitting it out like WTF -- It was GHB in a water bottle. Good times.

Lmao

 

[Lovestorm]

I was dancing with some girl and she lost her balance and fell over. I tried to help her back up but i used the same hand i was holding my cigarette in, thus extinguishing the cigarette on and burning a hole in her arm.

As i made my escape i also trampled on her legs lol

 

[KhabibTheBeagle]

I was dancing with some girl and she lost her balance and fell over. I tried to help her back up but i used the same hand i was holding my cigarette in, thus extinguishing the cigarette on and burning a hole in her arm.

As i made my escape i also trampled on her legs lol

At least you left her with a mark, to remind her of what could have been