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  1. KhabibTheBeagle Papi de la Sherdog

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    I always get a kick outta hearing these. Mine aren't anything special, just the usual getting cups of vomit thrown at me, filling the dancefloor with uppercuts, etc.
     
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  2. Eazy123 Black Belt

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    One time I drank a lot and snorted a bag of pots and accidentally a hooker
     
  3. Fuzzybabyducks i like ketchup

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    always a good time

     
  4. Hans Gercmiov Titanium Belt

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    In high school we had a 2 story house on about 2 acres of land just outside city limits. Of course most of us had already dropped out of school, so it was on every day, and Thursday-Sunday it was a mad house. We had a good few year run there. If you were at that house during the early 2000s, you were a juvenile delinquent.
     
  5. PG29 red0 Jr Brown Belt

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    I have never been clubbing. I have no regerts.
     
  6. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    Was at a house party in the ghetto once and the cops came and broke it up. My friend and I were fucked up and had drugs on us so we booked it cops were after us. Chasing us on foot, helicopter, patrol cars everything. We ended up hiding behind two Pilars on either side of the front door of a house scared shitless. Cop car spotlighted right across them. All of a sudden the front door opens and this huge black dude comes out and says "What the fuck are you two.........OH SHIT NI:eek::eek:A IT'S THE POLICE! GET INSIDE!" We went inside and we drank with him and his friends for the rest of the night until the cops left
     
  7. 22k ベルセルク

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    I've told this one before.

     
  8. FyrFytr998 Not my clowns. Not my circus. (2020)

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    The last time I was at a club, I wound up with 10 stitches from a sucker punch over some drunk bitch trying to dance with me. While my friends were holding me back, they forgot that my much bigger and stronger brother in law was also there. He takes the guy that hit me. Slams him to the ground, and proceeds to GnP his face into submission.

    Was an interesting phone call to the wife from the hospital, and the last time this old guy set foot in a club.
     
  9. IIIIIIII Titanium Belt

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    when i was in east-berlin, i went to this warehouse party on a friday night. i didn't leave until monday morning. i did so much shit in that warehouse, holy fuck haha. berlin will always be the party-capital of the world to me.
     
  10. KhabibTheBeagle Papi de la Sherdog

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    Shit like that, is why, when I walk through club crowds, I tuck my chin behind my lead shoulder. Heard too many stories about people getting suckered, including one about a guy who got clacked across the face by some girl, only for her to then realise she'd punched the wrong guy.
     
  11. mooner100 Guest

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    scout
    locate
    charm
    relocate
    bang
    Leave for a run and hope she's gone

    Served me well over the years.
     
  12. The Sausage King Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I got a great story. One time my buddies and I went to a club. I was drunk before I got there. We paid a $20 cover and I remember the beers costing like $7/bottle. I remember drinking even more and trying to pick up these girls.

    I then remember getting frustrated with the lack of sluts showing interest in me, and sat down and sulked and drank more. Then I remember we hit up Taco Bell on the way home and I said how I was "this close" to getting it on with this chick. I then took the food back to my bedroom and ate like a beast. That helped hide the pain until I was done eating. Then, I masturbated to the idea of what I would have done with the girl at the club had she not rejected me. I then fell asleep and woke up in the morning.
     
  13. FyrFytr998 Not my clowns. Not my circus. (2020)

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    I literally was like WTF? Dude must have thought I was trying to dance with his chick when I was just by myself doing my own thing. And of course the one time I don't expect a punch, I get punched.

    All good though, it took two bouncers to get my brother off the dude. And it looked like he wound up worse than me. My lip got split up to just under the nostril, but the scar looks cool as fuck now. And the story is still told around the firehouse today as it was during one of my guys bachelor party, and between the club and the stag that preceded it, the night was pretty epic.
     
  14. Mondo Freaks Green Gucci Suit Platinum Member

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    Used to party in Tijuana when I went to USD. Safaris had a nude contest and some of these girls would make daddy proud.
     
  15. yamahacrasher Blue Belt

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    Your name is starting to make sense to me. I can relate.
     
  16. Orgasmo Silver Belt

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    I came. I saw. I came again.

    The End
     
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    ..Fuck
     
  18. Orgasmo Silver Belt

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    The sadness is seeping through my monitor.
     
  19. KhabibTheBeagle Papi de la Sherdog

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    I laughed, but it hurt a little. Think we've all had a night like yours, before, bud.
     
  20. The Sausage King Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Well, I remember the burritos were fantastic :/
     

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