Clay "The Carpenter" Guida returns this weekend

I feel like it would make my room smell like sweaty hairy dude.
 
wonder who they will sacrifice him to after this fight
 
**crickets**
 
Looking forward to watching Clay "The Carpender" Guida swing those ball peen hammers until he's able to lock up his opponent with his vice-grips where he'll level him with the octagon floor and proceed to lay down several coats of varnish en rout to a unanimous decision.

Fun Fact: The second most popular long haired carpenter is Jesus

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The most high-tempo LnP master of all time. The hair flails, the hands clap, and no damage is done after the take down. Except for RDA, oddly enough.
 
I like the Caveman. He is a tough bastard. He eats punches and kicks to the face for breakfast
 
Instead of the fathead they should have a Clay Guida pull string doll that belches when you pull the string.
 
clay better not come to lay the fucken carpet again...
 
Meh.
This is The Carpenter I like to watch

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