Media Classic GOAT Quotes

[KOPPE]

You sound upset. You should have a snickers.

I could say that's rich about everyone's quotes being posted. Those games are always easy to play

I'm just saying that Tony shouldn't be complaining about Dana white privilege when hes one of the most privilege fighters on the roster.

 

[sonofjay817]

I can't believe no one's yet posted Wanderlei saying he wanted to F Chuck Liddell..and no, I'm not going to do it. I'm at work. In fact, I shouldn't be on this site at all.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

"you still there pussy?"

 

[Local Plata]

I can't believe Bethe Correia was in the UFC, let alone getting asked questions at a press conference.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

I won the $36 million lottery jackpot the other day, and was thinking about buying a mansion and some nice cars. But then I asked myself "What would Saint Jones do"? I then gave it all to charity as well as funding the construction of thousands of churches and helping the homeless

You did the right thing. Don't you already have a mansion, or did you turn that into an orphanage?

 

[Davidjacksonjones]

You did the right thing. Don't you already have a mansion, or did you turn that into an orphanage?

I turned it into a church where important religious leaders like Saint Jones attend and perform sacred baptisms

 

[ColdPizza]

"the eggplant will salute other pigeons" - Chris Weidman

 

[WhiteMousse]

lmao what the hell

The best part is that his immediate correction wasn't any better

 

[WhiteMousse]

Tito is my last 2 braincells on 2 hours of sleep.

There's one where he's talking about the wine and the grapes. Oh my god

 

[filthybliss]

I'm just saying that Tony shouldn't be complaining about Dana white privilege when hes one of the most privilege fighters on the roster.

life is a rat race and el cucuy ain't no rat, he's a mfering turtle. put some respect on his name

 

[CHUTE_BOXE78]

Definitely his humanitarian efforts, but he is also the goat of mma

He even held back in one or 2 fights, purposely failed drug tests, just to appear more normal

What a great man

Heard he taught Anderson how to dance. What a guy,... I tell ya

 

[RockyLockridge]

"you still there pussy?"

Bro, i have a friend named Jon, and every time he calls me he says this, I always respond with "yeah Im here jon, You're the fucking scum of the earth"

 

[CHUTE_BOXE78]

"Take care of your underwear, I gonna fu*k you, man"

nothing will top this.

Idk, Wand expressing his want to Lei Charles should be somewhat close to that. Er, am I chuck full of pitcher style over hand rights?!

 

[Lycandroid]

the two greatest mma quotes of all time are actually the same quote just by two different people

"are you intoxicated" - GSP

"are you intoxicated" - Bisping

 

[nonoob]

Tito should imho get a pass, how could anyone (but Chael) possibly compete ?

I can't believe Bethe Correia was in the UFC, let alone getting asked questions at a press conference.

Well Bethe did give a shit after stepping up to fight Rhonda.


"Silva you got one comin Little ass Ninja you better just keep your ass down at 185 buddy. Cheap mother... I gotta watch my language my moms watchin." Mark Coleman

Wandy wasn't skeered, those MMA years were SO next level.
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[-Sideways-]

"I'm gonna go home a drink a Coors lite.. That's Coors lite cuz Bud won't pay me nothin'" - Lesnar

 

[Tchernobog]

 

[chinarice]

I'm just saying that Tony shouldn't be complaining about Dana white privilege when hes one of the most privilege fighters on the roster.

Guy with one of the longest winning streaks in ufc history that never got a titleshot was of the most privileged? Nah

 

[linvillegorge]

"All I gotta say is I'm him. I am him guys!" - Max

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I fuckin love Tito.


A beautiful mind