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Chumlee Just Got Arrested For Meth, Guns And Rape

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Sue me

And let me jump to a few more conclusions while youre at it
He drugged a bitch and fucked her and now shes freaking out and pressing charges for rape
They raided his house looking for the rape drugs and what they are calling meth may in fact be that or it may be a powdered form of ecstasy or GHB or some other rape drug
Lets see how close I am

It's pretty far fetched to assume that the cops in this desert cesspool don't recognize meth when they see it.
 
The most well compensated pawn clerk ever, how ya gonna fuck that easy ride up.
I never thought it'd end this way!
 
The family on that show has ties to the vagos

No surprise if more get busted

or the whole shops used to launder money and other things

I stopped in a local pawn shop this morning to see if they had a cheap laptop with Windows 7. They wanted $100 more for a used laptop than I bought my latest new one for. I checked out prices on other things and they had a used television sound bar that they wanted more for than a new one cost. Guns were crazy high.

I don't see how pawn shops ever sell anything.

There weren't any pawn shops in the city I lived in until one opened in 1973. It was open for a year and turned out to be a police sting operation. Over 75% of the merchandise brought in was found to be stolen.
 
It's pretty far fetched to assume that the cops in this desert cesspool don't recognize meth when they see it.
Yea cool except for the fact that meth is commonly mixed into ecstasy to make the X seem stronger and it will also cause it to test as meth on the little pocket tests that cops use on site before they send something to the lab
Thats why Too Short was originally hit with a meth charge which was later changed to ecstasy possession in Los Angeles, another place you might think would know the difference between the two
 
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Yea cool except for the fact that meth is commonly mixed into ecstasy to make the X seem stronger and it will also cause it to test as meth on the little pocket tests that cops use on site before they send something to the lab
Thats why Too Short was originally hit with a meth charge which was later changed to ecstasy possession in Los Angeles, another place you might think would know the difference between the two

Coming on a little strong there guy. You forgot to raise your hand and shout "teacher! Teacher!"
 
If they kicked out the hot chick for the nudes, I wonder if Chum will get the boot or will stay because of the history he has with the owners.
 
Tell me Im wrong and then get schooled so now its time to break out the insults huh

Or, make a joke, have some intellectually insecure loser take it seriously, then give him shit for it. Whichever narrative gives you comfort, I really don't care.
 
Or, make a joke, have some intellectually insecure loser take it seriously, then give him shit for it. Whichever narrative gives you comfort, I really don't care.
Ohhhh it was a joke now I cant believe I didnt notice that when I first read it
Its amazing you havent won major comedy awards and commendations with that hilarious material and flawless delivery
Or maybe you were wrong on the internet and youre so insecure and insignificant that you cant even admit it and now youre desperately trying to rewrite the story
Either way
 
Ohhhh it was a joke now I cant believe I didnt notice that when I first read it
Its amazing you havent won major comedy awards and commendations with that hilarious material and flawless delivery
Or maybe you were wrong on the internet and youre so insecure and insignificant that you cant even admit it and now youre desperately trying to rewrite the story
Either way

Again, coming on so strong. Sincerely though, if you have Aspergers im sorry for having fun at your expense, that's not cool.
 
Again, coming on so strong. Sincerely though, if you have Aspergers im sorry for having fun at your expense, that's not cool.
You say you dont care but yet you keep responding
Are these passive aggressive replies more of your comedy routine?
 
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I stopped in a local pawn shop this morning to see if they had a cheap laptop with Windows 7. They wanted $100 more for a used laptop than I bought my latest new one for. I checked out prices on other things and they had a used television sound bar that they wanted more for than a new one cost. Guns were crazy high.

I don't see how pawn shops ever sell anything.

There weren't any pawn shops in the city I lived in until one opened in 1973. It was open for a year and turned out to be a police sting operation. Over 75% of the merchandise brought in was found to be stolen.

Only thing I've bought at pawn shops were basic hand tools like wrenches and sockets.
I wouldn't trust anything electric, explosive, etc from a pawn shop.
 
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