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Chris Arreola fails drug test

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  1. Seano Hands of bone Double Yellow Card

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    So dangerous letting fighters compete with marijuana in their systems, I'd rather them use sledgehammers on each other personally.
     
  3. Mr2urbo Black Belt

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    This is just coming out now?

    Wasn't that fight last year?
     
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    I hope Kaufman also got checked out in case he ingested any of the reefer poison.
     
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    Fuck a 90 day suspension. Send the man to rehab.
     
  6. PUO3 You are a can. Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Lucky there wasnt a fatal pots overdose.
     
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    He took the drug to enhance his ability to see punches in a different plane of existence. If he can access his mind to view the various dimensions, through the threat of getting hurt he can then tap into his pineal gland which secretes it's juices allowing him to see punches slower and react in the best angle of attacks. This perceptions taps into his inner intelligence releasing his limiter, he can see holistically, his spatial awareness radius becomes wider, his surroundings he sees before his eyes becomes beautiful. The colors and senses he witnesses throughout the battle tells him the story he yearned for as a child, it overwhelms him with emotions which only serve to heighten his strengths........He blinks and is sitting in the locker room thinking what the fuck just happened. In the end he knew what he had done, and it was worth it.

    This perception threatens the man, for the man knows the psychedelics to be true. The man forbids it out of fear that relinquishing those who find the necters to the netherworld would one day challenge him.
     
  8. Frank23 Enter Sandman Belt Platinum Member

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    Chris Arreola let us all down.
     
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    Well, somebody better start a whitehouse petition to free nipples!
     
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    Those damn metabolites are dangerous, luckily he didn't kill his opponent.
     
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    lmao, pure fucking gold right here
     
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    He's fat.
     
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    Explains his awful performance.
    Idiot.
     
  17. DeJulez Banned Banned

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    "Weed."


    Think thats enough for Greenchild to like my post.
     
  18. DeJulez Banned Banned

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    Always remember people...
    That there is a grown man in the bowels of some lower middle class neighborhood right now...probably in the midwest...sitting at a computer and typing the quote you see above.
     
  19. nac386 Steel Belt

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    I think he's Canadian.
     
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    He looks pretty Jamaican, in his avatar anyways. Just like I am a combination of two high templars, one with the void.
     

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