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  1. RerouteToRemain Silver Belt

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    Do I get to pick the C class car? If so...


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    C63 AMG S for now and I'd very much look forward to the C63 amg black series ^.

    The body is very tempting as well, I get it doesn't make you healthy but you don't have to work your ass off to look like that. Just a somewhat healthy diet would do.

    I'd have to give it more thought but it would be between those 2.
     
  2. bigbangspiritbomb Banned Banned

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    Late 20s. The plan is to keep crushing barely legal skanks and trolling sloots wanting the ring.

    Lulz had by all.

    Point taken. I am not huge like a body builder. Skinny cunt gone nuts in the gym for years. Gained a bunch of muscle on my lean frame.

    Tempted to upload pic of body shot with troll meme covering face shot. Opting out given the dad bod predicament ITT
     
  3. HomeRun916 Double Yellow Card Banned

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    Huge pen. Can't train that.
     
  4. TrippleOG Banned Banned

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    I would want a Giant Perfect Thick Cock. Like something that every woman wishes they could have. I already drive a BMW E92 M3 I'm keeping for the next 10 years. I;m in great shape and do jiu jitsu and lift.

    JUST GIVE ME THAT COCK
     
  5. bigbangspiritbomb Banned Banned

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    Pffff

    Puss magnet @ Adonis genes. That and rich dudes. Female nature and hypergamy.

    Adonis bod golden ratio. I just brag to women about a huge horn because I enjoy disappointing women.

    Wait wut
     
  6. bigbangspiritbomb Banned Banned

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    Just a little guy driving a beamer lol
     
  7. minute bull nobody dunks

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  8. TrippleOG Banned Banned

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    6'0 205 all muscle. COME AT ME BRO. BMW BRO.
     
  9. bigbangspiritbomb Banned Banned

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    And short in the pants

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    Hopefully you are better off than that dude from hangover lol
     
  10. TeTe yeah, she squats Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Money. I'm already in great shape and good in the peen department.

    Also, fuck ever driving a Mercedes
     
  11. bobgeese Banned Banned

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    Money, easy.
     
  12. Throw it to Lucas! No, don’t throw it to Blye!

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    Inspirational Gif.
     
  13. HHJ Feelin Hayabusey!

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    Id go for the perfect physique. The body and mind are connected,and if you have that less thing to worry about,it trumps all the other choices imo. $10,000 aint shit compared to that,and you can actually just sleep with any broad you want rather than watch some sex tape.
     
  14. n...not crazy Silver Belt

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    Why would I want a bigger dick? Deep throat is just too fun.

    Gimme money.
     

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