Bag full of money. $100,000 worth of cash. A magical, indestructible computer in which you can view ANYONE'S sex tape. Anyone and everyone since the beginning of time and the end of times. Just type in what you want to see and it'll show you in 4k video at full 120 frames per second and the best possible audio. Only YOU can see and hear what's going on. Everyone else will see a blank screen. You're in the mood to see Lil Wayne and Nikki Minaj go at it? You got it! A lease for a Mercedes C class sedan. You get a free Mercedes C class every year they come out with a new model. Unlimited miles. You don't make any payments on anything, even insurance and registration is free. You only have to pay for the gas. You get the new one, and they take the old one. They do all the paperwork of registering and you have the option of keeping the current car as long as you like and trade it in when you feel like it. Obviously, if you sell the car, that's it. The deal is over. You will always have the perfect body, no matter what type of shit you eat. You don't need to diet or exercise. Having the perfect body doesn't affect your health. The way you eat and exercise dictates your health and the chances of you getting heart, liver, etc.. problems. You can choose the length and girth of your pen0rz for flacid and for full erection. That says it all. You can only make one decision and it'll stay that way your entire life.