Chicken Wings are the sh*t

[Dizzy]

i guess stay away from any shellfish then. its all beneath you

Shellfish can be tedious but there’s not generally a much easier way of eating it like there is a drum compared to a flat.

Flats are fine in a mix but there’s a reason places charge more for all drums.

 

[BJ@LW&WW]

Shellfish can be tedious but there’s not generally a much easier way of eating it like there is a drum compared to a flat.

Flats are fine in a mix but there’s a reason places charge more for all drums.

places charge more for all anything.

but i think your first sentence is a bit beside the point. you could say 'there's not a generally much easier way' of eating flats. if youre willing to make the decision to eat shellfish that is harder to eat than a chicken drum, how is that different from deciding to eat a flat that 'harder' to eat than a drum

 

[squirrelynuts]

That's like asking tits or ass. Only answer is both.

I like both tits and ass, but I prefer a pair of big ol titties in my face over a big ass .

 

[squirrelynuts]

For me.

Flats all day every day. Dry Rub. Ranch is a dipping sauce is needed.....but contrary to what most morons (not you btw) think, you shouldn't need to drown your wings in ranch on each bite. The wing should have plenty of flavor itself and the ranch can help enhance and add to the flavor. It's like people who dump an entire bottle of ketchup on their burger or their steak!

Who puts ketchup on steak

 

[Dizzy]

places charge more for all anything.

but i think your first sentence is a bit beside the point. you could say 'there's not a generally much easier way' of eating flats. if youre willing to make the decision to eat shellfish that is harder to eat than a chicken drum, how is that different from deciding to eat a flat that 'harder' to eat than a drum

Lol, pretty easy. Why is a flat better?

 

[BJ@LW&WW]

Lol, pretty easy. Why is a flat better?

when theyre cooked for the same amount of time, the flat remains more moist. this difference can be avoided if the two portions are cooked separately to the proper doneness, but this is almost never done in industry.
the flat has more skin, and the skin is pulled tight leading to better flavor and texture.

 

[RDUBYA]

Despite loving wings I came into argue and was hit by that unfuckwittable OP of amazing pics.

Well done TS, well done

 

[jx820]

Blue cheese or Ranch?

 

[TheNinja]

Who puts ketchup on steak

Sherdoggers! They are despicable!

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

What kind of weirdos enjoy flats more?

“if only this chicken was harder to eat...”

Wadayamean?

You split them, then strip them clean... flats for life

 

[Sonny Qc]

Lol

 

[jericksen5]

Wing stop. Lemon pepper my wings, uh!

 

[Dizzy]

Wadayamean?

You split them, then strip them clean... flats for life

Chicken-some disassembly required.

Just bite the thing and get to the point.

 

[squirrelynuts]

Sherdoggers! They are despicable!

What?
I’ve never met anyone who put ketchup on a decent cut of meat.
If I saw that in person I might have to smack them. We don’t do that to our Triple AAA Alberta beef! That’s sacrilegious

 

[TheNinja]

What?
I’ve never met anyone who put ketchup on a decent cut of meat.
If I saw that in person I might have to smack them. We don’t do that to our Triple AAA Alberta beef! That’s sacrilegious

I would never do it and haven't seen it either honestly - I think there was/is some running joke that people enjoy ketchup on their well done steak and also love "Kraft dinner"

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

Chicken-some disassembly required.

Just bite the thing and get to the point.

Naw man, split em then everything comes off clean... don't have to sit there gnawing on a knuckle.

 

[all caps]

Anyone caping for breaded hot wings in here needs an immediate IP ban and or a DDOS attack

 

[Dizzy]

Naw man, split em then everything comes off clean... don't have to sit there gnawing on a knuckle.

I’m not getting this. So you’re either dipping it in dressing and then making an enormous mess by pulling it apart, or you’re pulling it apart and then dunking slabs of meat into dressing?

Either way, I’m good dunking a drum in and then biting it. Not sure why I’d gnaw at it. A bit takes off chunks of meat.

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

I’m not getting this. So you’re either dipping it in dressing and then making an enormous mess by pulling it apart, or you’re pulling it apart and then dunking slabs of meat into dressing?

Either way, I’m good dunking a drum in and then biting it. Not sure why I’d gnaw at it. A bit takes off chunks of meat.

I split then in half... chicken sticks to both sides... I'll dunk the meatier side in a little blue cheese and just clean off the other side as is.

Drummies rarely come off clean in one bite and i feel like I'm wasting good chicken if i don't gnaw at it a little to clean it off.

I also like the hot sauce/seasoning to chicken ratio of the flats...

Honestly im not that passionate about it and like a good wing either way... i think most people prefer the drummies so usually when i share wings with others, i have free range over the flats while the others are fighting over drummies. It's kinda like being the one guy that likes yellow starburst.

 

[Dizzy]

I split then in half... chicken sticks to both sides... I'll dunk the meatier side in a little blue cheese and just clean off the other side as is.

Drummies rarely come off clean in one bite and i feel like I'm wasting good chicken if i don't gnaw at it a little to clean it off.

I also like the hot sauce/seasoning to chicken ratio of the flats...

Honestly im not that passionate about it and like a good wing either way... i think most people prefer the drummies so usually when i share wings with others, i have free range over the flats while the others are fighting over drummies. It's kinda like being the one guy that likes yellow starburst.

Me either, I like having both. I just feel like a full order of flats would get annoying.

Need both imo.