sherdog is not big on chess i guess as it feels like i'm the only one in this thread and i'm flooding it up, but as long as someone else here is as amused with my shit then it's all worth it to me.
i've claimed another victim to my bullshit you guys. poor donnie, he had the deck stacked well in his favor after i done fuckered up, but instead of rage quitting like most people would have done, i decided to add another entry into the Art Of The Draw handbook that i've been working on.
after 2 or 3 missed opportunities to mate me i knew how this one was gonna go. so to save me and my opponent some time i gave him the opportunity to respectfully accept a draw. he prompty declined. then it was on like donkey kong and 2 moves later i imposed my will on him.
he should have been the one begging and pleading for a draw from the moment i threw up the bongcloud. from then on in all i did was dogwalk my king aimlessly around the board while literally handing this guy all of my pieces and this guy still couldn't muster up the testicular fortitude needed to defeat me. how embarrassing!
idyb2025 (500) vs Donnie100 (481). Game drawn by stalemate in 56 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.
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i'm having a giggle over here. i didn't think that i would be able to get away with this kind of horse shit at this level. that was one of the worst games i've ever played but it ultimately ended up in the best outcome imaginable. magnus would be proud! though i'm sure my opponent probably wants to tombstone me.
